Dirty day at work, didn't have time to balm up with the excellent @MarinerJackUK so Its @TreeBeardBalm soap time!
I haven't tweeted for a while, so here I go... TWEET! #itweeted
"you can't even call that a goatee, it's like odin himself placed it on you! " probably the best compliment I ever received! #blessedbyodin
Chris price retweeted
Rollo didn’t like what he just saw...RT if U can’t wait to see how it all plays out in next weeks finale! #Vikings
Am I the only one who doesn't give two shits about starwars!? #notafuckwasgiven
Not long till wessex gets invaded by beards and their lovers! #getyourbeardon
When one drops cigarette ash into ones cider is the correct protocol to stir it and consume regardless? #tasteslikeeggs
Just realised how sad I am that my kids won't remember proper top gear with @MrJamesMay @JeremyClarkson @RichardHammond
Just watched #TheWalkingDeadSeasonFinale @steveyeun I shit a brick when I thought you'd been bit!
I'm nervous to look at twitter today, haven't seen last nights vikings yet. To many potential spoilers! Cheers @CliveStanden #spoilers









