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@chrisasaurus_

soju survivor. free palestine.

 houston tx 🤠 he/him/his
Joined October 2010
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out of all my years of flying, this is probably the most insane audio from a flight i’ve ever heard. oh my god
Breaking911 (@Breaking911) profile pictureBreaking911
@Breaking91111h
“Holy f*ck, we’re out of time” Heart crushing ATC audio captures the moments before a Learjet 60 crashed in Palm Beach County, Florida, killing all 9 souls on board. VIA: @thenewarea51
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the random beat at the end???? 😭😭
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when i’m in the sonic the hedgehog room and see sonic forces
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another reason why i hate the gay community
Rishab Mishra (@rishabmishraa) profile pictureRishab Mishra
@rishabmishraaOct 30
If you’re in your 30s and trying to land a bad bitch with that enormous sack of fat strapped to your belly because some fat podcast landwhale told you that dad bods are in… THIS IS WHAT YOU’RE UP AGAINST.
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nathan@cheesyushiiOct 30
me having the worst day of my life my airpods:
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got invited to go to club houston.
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this almost fooled me until i realized it was AI slop
Merrik Daniels (@MerrikD32735) profile pictureMerrik Daniels@MerrikD32735Oct 29
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The image shows multiple fabricated or altered GameCube game cases, including the nonexistent "STAR WARS ROBEL STRIKE" (real title: Star Wars Rogue Squadron III: Rebel Strike) and inconsistent ESRB ratings on Resident Evil 4 cases (real GC version rated M). en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars… esrb.org/ratings/10670/…
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M1cio 🇵🇹 (+Sonic Boom Funny moments)@M1ciooOct 27
I'm still calling it Twitter.
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@XOct 27
ty for 4 years of bangers
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don’t act shocked.
𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬,𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜. (@StevieDerrick_) profile picture𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬,𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜.
@StevieDerrick_Oct 26
WHAT IN THE COONERY IS THIS!!!!???? Sis. Get up.. Get Up Now! 🙄 #Halloween2026
Image from 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬,𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜. (@StevieDerrick_)
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there are too many black gays who are so yt gay centered and it’s crazy
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Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCraveOct 27
Noah Wyle named People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive 2026.
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why did our pilots leave us at the airport last night knowing we all have the same hotel
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captain: are you all going to the same hotel me: yes, there’s gonna be 3 of us going captain: ok, you all have a good night me: 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
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AND it was in cleveland. our gates at the base are all the way in timbuktu
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Ash@lunaphoricOct 26
Firefox you just won me back
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@firefoxOct 25
How is the internet less private than in 2006, when the whole family shared one computer? Back then, the internet was weird, personal, and all of ours. So, we got your favorite meme legends back together to say it louder: What happened to the internet? 1/3
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come november 5th, yall are gonna be so sick of me
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one of the fa’s thought i was straight
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can’t push back from the gate because the gate agents broke something
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landed in terminal a in newark. had to transfer to terminal c for the next flight. we get to the gate and they change our gate to terminal a.
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DONT EVER ASK ME TO HELP OUT IN ECONOMY ON THE AIRBUS 321 BECAUSE WHY ARE THERE A MILLION PEOPLE BACK THERE
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