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Chris Conetta

@chrisdconetta

Got lost on my way to Instagram and ended up here

Joined January 2011
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a lunchable is charcuterie if you’re not a fucking classist
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L.A. Beast@KevLAbeast2 Apr 2019
I was the Rob’s Best Man at his wedding & he asked a favor of me. His wife is a wonderful teacher & excellent mother 2her son. She deserves some recognition. If you have Facebook, would it be possible to give Rachel a vote? I would appreciate it very much. nclgivingjoy.com/voteme/3037…
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Jimmy Kimmel
@jimmykimmel21 Mar 2019
This is how you do it. cnn.com/2019/03/20/asia/new-…
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Ari Paparo
@aripap25 Feb 2019
Apple drives audience to News app which is impossible to monetize, and deletes high value cookies in Safari. Tell me again how Facebook and Google killed journalism? digiday.com/media/hard-to-ba…
'Hard to back out': Publishers grow frustrated by the lack of revenue from Apple News

'Hard to back out': Publishers grow frustrated by the lack of revenue from Apple News

Apple News ad revenue remains a sore spot for publishers, which are having trouble selling and filling ad inventory.

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Pepsi
@pepsi21 Sep 2018
If you love Crystal Pepsi, you've probably heard of @KevLAbeast. If you love @KevLAbeast, you know he's always doing something big. Watch the ultimate fan take on the ultimate heat, and maybe take a sip after watching. You'll need it.
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kyle alex brett
@kyalbr7 Jun 2018
This country is a horror movie.
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Never thought I’d be ready to run through a brick wall at an adtech conference #IXOpen
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Good thing for @Amtrak that the proverbial bus @NJTRANSIT just threw them under is broken down in XBL teapawt.net/njtransit/status/97462…
NJ TRANSIT (@NJTRANSIT) profile pictureNJ TRANSIT
@NJTRANSIT16 Mar 2018
NJ TRANSIT ambassadors are in Newark Penn to help you with your morning commute navigating around Amtrak’s Portal Bridge malfunction.
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Guinness World Records
@GWR2 Jan 2018
Known as @KevLABeast competitive eater Kevin Strahle has garnered millions of fans online eating things like cacti and curdled milk. Host @AshaLeo follows his training as he plans to push his physical limits and take his eating feats to the next level > facebook.com/GuinnessWorldRe…
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Amazing
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Someone's gotta tell the president that Joshua is not f'ing around and stick to tic-tac-toe
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Criteo
@criteo27 Jul 2017
.@WSJ's @larakiara discusses the launch of Criteo Commerce Marketing Ecosystem and its impact on the retail industry on.wsj.com/2h516fQ
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Or a girl band named 'Scari Spice'? teapawt.net/stephenathome/status/8…
Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) profile pictureStephen Colbert
@StephenAtHome25 Jul 2017
Anyone else want to see Sean Spicer and Anthony Scaramucci in a buddy cop movie called "Spicy and the Mooch?"
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enter @KevLAbeast teapawt.net/uncrate/status/8873812…
Uncrate (@uncrate) profile pictureUncrate
@uncrate18 Jul 2017
Creating the Carolina Reaper uncrate.com/video/creating-t…
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Put it on Mexico's tab? teapawt.net/markberman/status/8852…
“Mark Berman” (@markberman) profile picture“Mark Berman”@markberman12 Jul 2017
Trump's legal team wants a wall between the president and Jared Kushner, @jonathanvswan reports axios.com/trump-lawyers-dema…
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Guy Benson
@guypbenson11 Jul 2017
Some folks asked me to storyboard my tweet storm from earlier, so I did: townhall.com/tipsheet/guyben…
And Now, A Brief Word on Moral Relativism, Partisanship, and the Truth...

And Now, A Brief Word on Moral Relativism, Partisanship, and the Truth...

Tweetstorm.

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thx, @NJTRANSIT for the best commute in years this AM. why does it take a near apocalypse for things to change?
We all share the same responsibility: make our planet great again.
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I wish this header bidding session was twice as long. Lot to talk about. Auction mechanics. Game theory. Countermeasures. #PubForum
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Criteo
@criteo2 Nov 2016
Criteo Eyes Direct Hooks Into Publishers’ Header Bidding Containers via @KellyLiyakasa on @adexchanger bit.ly/2ffuMCQ
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