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i ❤ my Jhb. Passionate about the music scene. Coffee makes me nice to people. Friend of the @foofighters, they don't know it yet. Permanently TIRED.

Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined April 2009
A reminder that this is not “the most wonderful time of the year” for everyone. Just know, YOU ARE NOT ALONE. . @TheSADAG is there 24/7/365 for anyone in need. Call them on 0800567567 (24hrs) 0800212223 or 0800456789 or SMS 31393. #Wellbeing #MentalHealthSupport
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This @IECSouthAfrica post has come across my TL a few times over the last few days. Each time I reflect a lil “it’s time to vote, but for who?” Cause I have no idea who to choose. Not a single manifesto speaks to holding every single party & @GovernmentZA really accountable 😔
Mark your calendars, South Africa! Wednesday 4 November 2026. Bring your ID, go to the station where you're registered and make your voice heard.

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Really @NandosSA you say your corn medley “topped with feta” and frame 2 shows the “total” amount of feta in it. I’ve raised this before w/ your “Boujee” bowl which last time had 4 leaves of baby spinach & today literally has 3. Franchisees need to to be held accountable
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.@CityofJoburgZA interesting poll They’re already not doing any work, look at the state of Jhb. Now you’re asking if the cities residents wants to see them out on camera, loud & proud, not doing their work… 🧐🤷🏽‍♂️
How important is it to you to see content showing City leaders actively engaging with residents? Engage with questions like these on Part 1 of our Digital Experience Survey series now. 🔗 forms.cloud.microsoft/Pages/… #DigitalJoburg #YourVoiceJoburg ^NJ
33%Extremely important
0%Somewhat important
13%Not very important
53%Not important at all
15 votes • Final results
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I liked the trailer when I spotted #KimEngelbrecht @kimengelbrecht and #TumishoMasha @TumishoMasha , but l et’s see if #InvisibleSA starting tonight on @MNet is any good.. #DeonMeyer
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Then spotted @frankbulldozer too in the opening credits. Then skip to Russian, or just Afrikaans, man in his red onnie in the first few minutes when the bad guys tryna get #AbbieCornish @MNet #InvisibleSA
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.@PicknPay here we go again, special reads 2 for R150. When you add to cart it’s charged as t R165?!? I’ll ask again, WHY ARE TOU STEALING AND DEFRAUDING CUSTOMERS???? This is the second instance in a week now your prices are inflated in cart.
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.@Shoprite_SA it’s great that you’re able to sell airtime on the app BUT I’m 100% certain you’re not allowed to send customer campaigns outside business hours and NOT at 3:43AM. Get your teams to sort their ish out.
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.@PicknPay @picknpayasap your special reads “3 for R110” when you add to basket it’s R110.01. WHY are you stealing 0.01 cent???
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Throughout the month of October, our Ask The Expert sessions will feature people with lived experience as our guests. They will explore what they have learnt along the way, what support has helped, and why listening to lived experience matters when it comes to Mental Health care.
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.@FlySafair 45 minutes in queue and not even at the check in counters at @capetownint. And based on the queue conversations this is a weekly thing? Come now…
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.@DStv @DStvCare so this means you’ll be adjusting my pricing in line with the premium package “new pricing”. Or will you continue to charge me more. Or should I cancel and re-up to get this benefit???
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.@CityPowerJhb @DadaMorero you’re all really a joke, innit? You had to come & say you’ll repair the lights. What’s happened to all the tickets logged to date? Hell, I even reported the “new” terrible lights you installed which failed 6days later a yr & a half ago. PATHETIC
Executive Mayor Cllr Dada Morero, extends his greetings to the residents of Eldorado Park and acknowledges the concerns raised by the community. He says the City is ready to repair and restore non-functioning streetlights, while noting that vandalism continues to undermine these efforts. The City is also rolling out solar-powered streetlights as part of its efforts to improve lighting in communities. The Mayor emphasises that functioning streetlights play an important role in creating safer public spaces and supporting efforts to combat crime. #EldoradoParkElectricityImbizo #CityPowerEngages
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.@CityPowerJhb “and called on residents to refrain from attempting to repair or service electricity infrastructure themselves” HAHAHAHAHA Your own teams even go as far as advising the public where to buy the replacement parts for best prices. You’re delusional @CityPowerJhb
City Power's acting Chief Operations Officer for Engeneering Operations Simon Maphosa, responded to residents’ concerns, particularly regarding streetlights that are frequently not functioning properly. Maphosa highlighted theft and vandalism as some of the major challenges affecting City Power infrastructure and called on residents to refrain from attempting to repair or service electricity infrastructure themselves, as this can pose serious safety risks and further damage the network. He further explained that City Power is currently working on repairing pillar boxes across Eldorado Park as part of efforts to improve the reliability and safety of the electricity infrastructure in the area. Maphosa also urged residents to use the proper communication channels when reporting service delivery challenges and encouraged them to report suspicious workers or instances of poor workmanship so that the necessary action can be taken. He emphasised the importance of the normalisation process, which will include the installation of proper electricity meters. This will enable accurate electricity consumption measurement and ensure that revenue is collected correctly, supporting the sustainable maintenance of the electricity network. #CityPowerServices #EldoradoParkElectricityImbizo
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.@CityPowerJhb another day, another Power outage in Eldorado Park Proper... *sigh* CPWEB5184597 @CityPowerJhb you think this can be a topic at your imbizo?????????
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.@CityofJoburgZA why isn’t the “Chief of Police” working on doing something about the pandemic that is women in SA are being killed ALL. THE. DAMN. TIME? Then again they follow the lead of @CyrilRamaphosa & his “@PresidencyZA Hey let’s worry about fucking vegetables?!?
The Chief of Police is on the ground as part of the City of Johannesburg’s Nomakanjani Manje Namhlanje Inner-City operation, conducting a walkabout at De Villiers and Klein streets and checking operational points. The walkabout provides an opportunity to assess deployments, engage with officers and ensure that teams remain visible and responsive as the City intensifies efforts to improve safety and enforce by-laws in the Inner City. #JoburgByLaws ^MM
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Sometimes, the most important thing we can do is simply listen, ask and support. A genuine check-in can create a safe space for someone to speak about what they’re going through and remind them that their feelings matter.
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You are not alone. x
Sometimes, the most important thing we can do is simply listen, ask and support. A genuine check-in can create a safe space for someone to speak about what they’re going through and remind them that their feelings matter.
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Listening to @AneleAndTheClub and I can’t help but wonder if listeners, & Mo, understand what a classic is defined as. Then again guess it’s open to interpretation cause someday them listeners thoughts are the reasons classic clubs are closed… 😂😜😂
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.@CityPowerJhb another power outage in Eldorado Park Proper after yesterdays catastrophe... CPWEB5172094 @CityofJoburgZA @DadaMorero @Kgosientsho_R *sigh*
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JACK WHITE. SOUTH AFRICA. FIRST TIME EVER. 🔴 Fri 11 Dec --- The Old Park Station, JHB 🔴 Mon 14 Dec --- Kirstenbosch, CPT On sale Wed 9 Sep 9am via @webticketsSA More info breakout.events/jack-white-2… #JackWhiteSA
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