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โ€œ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ฌ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ ๐˜ ๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ธ๐˜ข๐˜บ๐˜ด ๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฑ ๐˜ฎ๐˜บ ๐™ฅ๐™ง๐™ค๐™ข๐™ž๐™จ๐™š๐™จโ€ โ€” rp, parody (pfp and header artworks from @515Limit) #residentevil #rerp #residentevilrp

mun is 24, @corcnacht โญ‘.แŸ
Joined April 2026
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โ€œ๐‚๐ก๐ซ๐ข๐ฌ ๐‘๐ž๐๐Ÿ๐ข๐ž๐ฅ๐, Alpha Team. Weโ€™re here ๐ญ๐จ ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ค๐˜ถ๐˜ฆ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถโ€”โ€œ
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โ€œLooks like weโ€™re just unlucky, then. Or they hate us. Probably that too.โ€ Chris was somehow relieved to know that he wasnโ€™t the only one dealing with an overflowing schedule (whether it was a consequence of their own doing or not).
โ€œHey, thatโ€™s the most important part!โ€ A gentle chime of a chuckle fell from upturned margins, cocoa spheres then hiding behind the smile that suddenly met his eyes. Easily, Carlos could register the surprise stapled to Chrisโ€™ features. Oh, yeah, the way his brows lifted in ++
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โ€œWhen am I ever out of this place?โ€ For a moment, it seemed like the pointman had forgotten all about his hobbies, hence the (more than true) joke that erupted from his lips. Then, however, whether by some miracle or not, he managed to regain his composure.
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And some sort of control over his brain. โ€œShit, where do I even start? Uhm, I like going to the gym, fishing, listening to music and playing the guitar. You know, the obvious kind of stuff. Now however all I can do after work is stop by a diner to eat, drink and smoke.โ€
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โ€œTrust me, Iโ€™m not here to shower you with false compliments and sugar coated words. Itโ€™s the truth.โ€ Chrisโ€™ hand reached forward once more. Not to take the firearm out of his grasp, but to rest onto his shoulder like a reminder of his presence and support.
"I hope." Ethan managed a small smile at that, happy that his efforts were being acknowledged, even if he shouldn't have to be doing this in the first place. Ethan had thought about the BSAA before, he'd gotten more visits from the BSAA than he did from family,
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โ€œLetโ€™s cut it short for today, alright? I donโ€™t want to keep you from your wife longer than I need to, and you should probably rest for a while.โ€ He was quick to add a simple โ€˜I have other matters to attend to anywayโ€™ to attempt and reassure him about his choice.
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He didnโ€™t wish for him to feel as if he was too weak continue. Because truthfully? Maybe Chris himself was the one who needed a break. Not from training, but from the realisation that, had he arrived sooner, an innocent person wouldnโ€™t have had to deal with such a nightmare.
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โ€œYouโ€™re literally always here with us, though, Serena. The others consider you a part of the team, and so do I. Not Wesker, obviously, heโ€™d need the paperwork for it and the whole- you know, ceremony, but you get it.โ€ Chrisโ€™ words hit the air like a mere fact carved on stone.
โ€œYouโ€™re S.T.A.R.S., Chris, not me. The Shooting Stars actually sounds pretty good. Or maybeโ€ฆ Polaris. Itโ€™s a star that points the way north, almost like a compass.โ€ Although Polaris might be a little too short or not particularly catchy as a band name, +
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โ€œPolaris. It actually sounds pretty good.โ€ His back relaxed further onto the cushion of his spinning chair, threatening to lean so backwards that he might have fallen over (it had happened before). He tapped a pencil on his thigh, testing the way the name felt on his lips.
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In his head, he was already picturing a whole crowd of fans chanting the title in a mixture of applauses and enthusiastic screams. โ€œBut I wouldnโ€™t mind scrolling through a book just so we can get out of this office for a moment. And pick a name, of course. That too.โ€
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Chrisโ€™ eyes immediately locked onto the computer the moment the screen turned towards him. He hadnโ€™t been bluffing. Every file he had been looking for (after a long time of discovering it even existed) was there. Encrypted notes, past and future plans.
He connected drive he brought alongside the laptop, entering his codes for decryptor. Picking emails first, they'll take minutes. In that time, Mailam redirected camera feeds onto the living room TV. "I do know a few things about hospitality. And data decryption takes time."
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Amongst the large variety of information, the mention of a missing folder did not surprise, nor throw him aside. He had expected as much, and his whole team had already ruled those files out many years prior.
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The captainโ€™s fingers carefully pressed through the touchpad, letting the letters blur into his vision. He was definitely not regretting following Mailam at that moment. His cooperation would have saved him lots of troubles (and extra work he didnโ€™t even look forward to).
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โ€œHad anything in particular in mind?โ€ Chrisโ€™ body was careful not to move too suddenly the moment she took a seat and finally relaxed. He had learned how to thread carefully with her. Not because he was afraid or wary, but because he had witnessed the way her shoulders tensed.
The girl looked up from her position in the door way, shifting her phone into her pocket. Her dark hair fell slightly infront of her eyes as she thought. She folded her arms. She never expected to have someone to act as her father. After her time in umbrella everything looked.
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Everything had been new to her. A family, a house that didnโ€™t smell like sterile bottles and medical sanitizer. A large variety of food. Every little thing, from the very corner of his apartment, was something she had never fully experienced without any guilt or doubt.
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So he had given her all the time to adapt and get used to his (their now) schedule. It hadnโ€™t been a walk to the park, but the path was smoothing down progressively, leaving them both with a sense of accomplishment and warmth. โ€œOr should I get my fishing equipment ready?โ€
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