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Joined September 2013
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⁦@VodafoneUK⁩ 🤔 low scores cannot be delivered on your customer survey (not the first time this has happened). What’s the odds that an 8 or higher will be delivered without hesitation!? I’m not testing the theory, btw… Really, truly awful.
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Sneaky smoke bombs to upset the opposition before the game? Unacceptable. Disgusting. #motd @GaryLineker
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How good are @foals at intros to songs… My Number 👌🏼 2am 👏🏼
Thanks a lot @WoodmanGav for today’s ear worm. Not a song, but you (aka the Scottish dude in the audience) shouting “Alligator!” in the showbiz beast that is the @RadioX Aligator, Shark, Chicken quiz. Such high drama. @Johnnyvaughan @SuntaTempleton 🙌🏼
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Looking forward to Amstel Gold this w/e - just listened to @robhatchtv ‘s 2019 commentary six times and it got better each time! I’m exhausted! Amstel Gold Race 2019 | Men's Highlights | inCycle youtu.be/J6rA9zou0PU via @YouTube
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Next general election, I’m voting @BillBailey. He’s what we’ve needed all along. #StrictlyFinal
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Audio-drool. 🤤
If you've missed the sound of leather on willow, turn the volume up for this one... 🔈🔉🔊 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏏 Zak Crawley, England's number three at the Ageas Bowl?
Here’s my Boris, don’t suppose it’s the only one
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Even in these unfamiliar times, there's still plenty of hope and glory to be found in this green and pleasant land. 'Ave a crackin' St George's Day and look after ya sens! #StGeorgesDay
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Petition signed: Self employed to access FULL PAY through HMRC through this crisis: SELF EMPLOYED TO ACCESS FULL PAY THROUGH HMRC EARNINGS THROUGH THIS CRISIS - Sign the Petition! chng.it/t6FNgXMy via @UKChange
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So, I’m recently self-employed, with no short term likelihood of income in the current crisis, meaning £94 a week. I could go for one of the announced jobs at Tesco, but that’s likely to leave my wife dealing with home-schooling 3 kids. Never felt so helpless! #CoronaCrisis
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Dusted off my 1993 @graynics Ultimate 750 to start practicing with my son. A generation on and it’s still a beauty! As used (far more effectively) by @RobinSmithJudge and @DavidNotBoon 🏏
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Dear oh dear...🤦🏻‍♂️
We are such a bunch of stupid fucks
Epic ride from @Tompid - that attack on lap 4 turned a Belgian sandwich into a Yorkshire Pud. 💥🌪🥈
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Knackered tonight, so had every intention of hitting the sack early. That ended when I started watching #resurfacing with @andy_murray - what a documentary, and what a top bloke. 🙌🏼🎾
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It’s just that...🤬...the politics, and, and...ya know...🤯...everything is just...😫... Actually, @MrMichaelSpicer wraps it up nicely.
the room next door - Boris Johnson and Andrew Marr
Just to get out in front of this, it was loose cartilage taken out... To prevent everyone asking the same two questions here are the answers A) roughly a hundred grams B) no I can’t...
George Bennett: I’ve essentially had three ribs removed Jumbo-Visma rider undergoes surgery to cure slipping rib syndrome cyclingnews.com/news/george-…
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Utter class from Stan 🙌🏼 Wawrinka, speaking at the presentation after losing to Andy Murray today: "To see you back at this level, it's amazing. We're all really happy. I'm sad I lost today but I'm really happy to see you back” #ATPTour #AndyMurray
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⁦@AlunWynJones⁩ showing his appreciation for his ⁦@WelshRugbyUnion⁩ team’s efforts at the #RWC2019 👄❤️🏉. Go #Walesrugby! #WalesvAustralia