I really need to start drinking less, or much, much more.
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Our children live in an age of rampant pedophilia, terrorists, school shootings, cyber bullies and child traffickers. They can’t safely play in their own front yards & are forced to grow up WAY too fast. Don’t ban the books…use them as a platform for a larger discussion.
Me…and Dr. Viviana Cole during Chris’ performance on the finale:
#MAFSAtlanta #MarriedAtFirstSightATL
Me, every time Paige agrees to talk to Chris. I hope she dumps that punk and finds herself a real man… #MAFSAtlanta #MarriedAtFirstSightAtlanta
Me, every time there’s a scene with Chris blowing up, fake crying, cussing out women, gaslighting Paige, or shutting down and walking away from conversations. #MAFSAtlanta #MarriedAtFirstSightAtlanta
Every man on Love is Blind: “I love you so much and can’t wait to spend my life with you. I don’t care what you look like.”
**as long as you are a size 6 or less and look like a model, which obviously goes without saying**
Anyone: We put poison in the glue of the perfume ads in magazines
Xers and Millenials: Imma die but imma smell good AF. This funeral is brought to you by CK1.
People are discussing real issues and I’m over here like “I got the 6 candles I wanted for Candle Day!”
I came up with the way S3 of Dead to Me should’ve gone. Hear me out. Ben and Jen decide they love each other as friends but the spark isn’t there. Jen asks Ben for a favor: to donate sperm and she’ll donate her egg so Judy can have a baby (her eggs were the problem) cont’d
And being happy that the baby looks like Jen AND Steve/Ben. Lots of cuddle moments with Jen/Judy/Baby. Ben decides to move close to them to be super active in the baby’s life. MIL Lorna dies (sorry) leaving millions to Jen and the kids (cont’d)
I hope everyone has a great today…except maybe Liz Feldman. Why, Liz….JUST WHY??? S3 is about as cheerful as Schindlers List. After looking so forward to it, I wish I had never watched. Depressing AF. #DeadToMe
Looks like I just found a new church home. WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME THERE WAS DRAG BINGO AND A DRAG SHOW???? 😍
Also, y’all better clear TF out so they can set up the pumpkin patch. We go here every year for our pumpkins.
The 5 movies I have watched the most (which was damn near impossible) are:
1. Jurassic Park series
2. Roadhouse
3. Some Kind of Wonderful
4. Twister
5. Pitch Perfect
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I just hid in the bathtub from my niece and nephews for 20 luxurious minutes “playing hide and seek”…👍🏻 #imachamp
I will follow Mel Scrofano anywhere *in a totally non-restraining order kinda way* ❤️❤️❤️
First look at Schitt's Creek and Wynonna Earp stars' new rom-com digitalspy.com/movies/a40947…
