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Joined April 2019
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9 am: i can’t wait till bedtime 10 pm: i’ve always wanted to write my own operating system
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i’m always being polite when i say “i think” or “if i remember correctly” because i remember and i’m correct
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Hey @DeezerDevs, I think your search API is broken. In your examples you list this: api.deezer.com/search?q=arti…:"aloe blacc" track:"i need a dollar" However, this yields no results. In fact, everything with the artist search tag is broken, taylor swift for example yields no results
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ich will luzides träumen lernen damit ich im schlaf weiter reels schauen kann
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github status sagt alles grün mein nixos build bekommt trotzdem 504er dreckige lügner
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women love it when they can hear the hard drives spinning in the NAS you keep in your bedroom when they're trying to sleep, it turns them on to think you're seeding torrents
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der flieger landet claude arbeitet im gepäckfach weiter
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Do I need to repeat myself?
Tfw timeline is just non-stop people clowning on DHH after he tried to talk trash about NixOS once(1)
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Omarchy needs to fail for desktop Linux to go anywhere
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github so ein giga einschiss
GitHub finally moved to serverless.
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man möchte einmal arbeiten und keinen azb betreiben und dann sowas
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wie kann den die github api eine uptim von 99,89% haben??? da laufen meine services mit mehr uptime, und die laufen auf absoluter scheiß hardware
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ceph status sagt
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einfach sqlc benutzen
I went from "wow ORMs are cool you don't have to deal with sql" to "ORMs bad" a while ago. But now I think that query builders are also bad. Your code shouldn't build chunks of SQL. Your queries should be fixed, and your code should build up parameters for them. The reason being - this approach makes it much easier to optimize on query-by-query basis while keeping code logic mostly intact. Also makes it trivial to see all entry points that actually hit the database. The upmost reuse on this level would be a set of fields that you send to a query, akin to GraphQL fragments. This is one of few things that GraphQL did right, probably because its queries don't have logic so it's easier to see the right path. As a bonus, I bet a setup like this makes it much easier for LLMs to reason about where the code ends and database interaction starts, and also LLMs are much better at reading raw SQL than they are at reading 101 flavors of different query builders.
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button that does nothing
i dared to use app store connect from 2 different ip addresses within 24 hours, so it re-prompted login 3-4 times in the same browser, and apparently that's way too many logins, and now i deserve to be locked out of the developer portals for it until "later" 👍
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herr merz wir müssen in die schweiz einmarschieren und denen EU roaming aufzwingen dann können die wieder machen was sie wollen
sbb zugwlan so scheisse die schweiz sollte sich schämen
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sbb zugwlan so scheisse die schweiz sollte sich schämen
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I forgot about this gif
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wow this is absolutely horrible
Forgot your password? Lost your phone? Can’t get into your account? You can now use a selfie video to log into your Google Account. The new feature is easy to use and lets you sign in — even if you forget your password or don’t have your usual phone or laptop — with a quick selfie.
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