Noodles (commissions) closed. Call me Mac. 26, they/it, 18+ only. An immobile overweight axolotl with a love of anything delicious :9! Teasing me is encouraged~
At your nearest buffet
Joined January 2019
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Ask my stuff about my OCs! (or my sona, if you wanna)
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Triple dog dared to see how many XL steak burritos I can swallow whole, but it isn't a dare and no one actually told me to do this
My feeders resting a barrel of chocolate on my chest and timing me to see how long it takes me to finish the whole thing (apparently my current record is 15 minutes o_O !!)
Did you know that one axolotl is able to eat enough frosting meant for 500 birthday cakes?
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H-Hey, my feeders wanted to ask you all which end my butter feeding tube should be inserted into?
23%the mouth
14%the ass
63%both (as a surprise 🤫)
101 votes • Final resultsI woke up this morning wondering why I was on my belly, and what was moving so much under it?
Then realizing I've completely forgotten that my feeders are letting people pay to get buried under me >m<!
When people ask me, "Mac, what's it really like being a permanently immobile fat blob?" All I can really say to them is that it's aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP~~~
N-Nevermind ">.>
My feeders told me that they don't need to roll me around to get to different rooms in my house anymore!! But then they let me know they installed a heavy duty industrial crane...
what's your stance on healthplay? — I'm pretty okay with it, but I never really focus on it if that makes sense? I'm pretty neutral about it over all, I'm alway… alterspring.org/@chubmacaron…
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You mind if I put my face in your sona's navel or rub their belly? Also, what exactly is your sona? I've been curious for y… — W-Well... I guess you can~ It's not like I could stop you anyways, or even reach you for that matter >~<
Also, I'm an axolot… alterspring.org/@chubmacaron…
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I made a pred reuniclus. Their name's Plasma, they're dumb and hungry and will eat anything (and anyone)
Would you ever consider making your OCs (Like Sam) fatter than you usually do? (Like blob sized) — Oh I've definitely made Sam into a blob! Most of my OCs' weights go up and down because I like playing with size alterspring.org/@chubmacaron…
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It's been a bit since I've drawn Sam. Here's an idea for a future design where he's more comfortable/confident about his weight
Hi y'all! I'm sort of in a situation, I'm about 740 short on rent this month so if you're able I would really appreciate a ko-fi donation to help me cover my finances! Thank you all so much ^v^
ko-fi.com/chubmacaroni
Sorry y'all, but I'm going to have to close these for now. Thanks to everyone who reached out ^v^!
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