“Chicken ceaser, but does chicken hear her…. Does chicken understand her? Does chicken tender?” 😔😔😔😔

Everyday should be humpday…. #humpdayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I pushed everyone away😔 Big shout out to @ouchthathurt123 for this post inspo! I’m really trying to get into dark comedy so big ups to you!

Without sad days….. there would never be any joy In our lives… If you were joyous all the time what would be the meaning of feeling happy….

Chicken and waffles are all day round and chick fil a rn!!!

“We can’t call people without wings angels so we call them friends” -Hellen Keller

“The higher the rarity the more it hurts” -Fortnite

Which doctor gave this guy big churches on top of stairs like this. like bro obviously smh heath care am I right😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #amisobackorwhat

Dm me if you want to play @Fortnite 😁😁😁

Boy I love @Fortnite 😁

What about the saying tomato, potato? Like one is made of dirt and the other grows on trees like I don’t get this……

What does the saying Apple and oranges mean? Like ones orange and ones red😭😭😭 @SamuelLJackson #singlemom #birthday @mrbeast @hankgreem

Guys this is big news.. I did NOT get the j*b (tw⚠️) now I can live with my parents for at least 6 or 7 more years🙏🙏🙏 they said when I turn 45 I have to try to get another j***b (tw) so I can continue to moderate discord for now….. wish me luck when I’m 45.. #HOMELESSOWNED

Someone asked if chicken tenders had bones in them what a chud #chud #chuding #whatachud @hankgreen

Guys sonic is doing 50 cent corn dogs rn!

me: I was walking my cat like a sigma Hawk 2: “uuuuuh?”

“ i hate it when you cry” -Hellen Keller

Me: “Boy oh boy am I glad to see you!” Evil guy “well I’m not” (@FortniteGame bring back Naruto)

Guys can someone tell me if this is real??? If it is this is very frightening….

“I’m so glad you are just a knife guy and not evil” I said “Me too….” Said the evil knife guy