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The best tweet of the day!! I’ve spit one of my lungs out laughing 🤣🤣🤣
If we flip Mississippi and it turns blue that means it’s transitioning and we have to call it Mistersippi. I don’t make the rules
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Io l’ho mandato, vediamo che succede! #Elections2026 #Midterms2026 #fucktrump #ElectionDay2026
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ciampy retweeted
I am terrified the Democrats won’t win the midterms. I am terrified what Trump will do if he loses. Fuck you America, for putting the rest of the world in this terrifying place. We will never forget you elected him TWICE!!!! #Midterms26
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Sesame Workshop mourns the loss of Sir Patrick Stewart. Thank you for being our friend and for sharing your brilliance, joy, and kindness with the world. 💛💚
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Ho sputato un polmone!! 🤣🤣🤣
I’m dead ☠️☠️☠️
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Kudos to whomever made this video. It's accurately hilarious. 👇😂👇😂👇
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"God, 12 missed calls. Mom, I'm working." President Zelenskyy says his mother still calls him every single day and keeps dialing until he picks up. She asks how he is, how the kids are, and when Putin is going to end the war. @ZelenskyyUa
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The latest cover of Private Eye is 😘
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And now I’m going to tell you f̶r̶o̶m̶ w̶h̶i̶c̶h̶ d̶i̶r̶e̶c̶t̶i̶o̶n̶s̶ t̶h̶e̶ a̶t̶t̶a̶c̶k̶ o̶n̶ B̶e̶l̶a̶r̶u̶s̶ w̶a̶s̶ b̶e̶i̶n̶g̶ p̶r̶e̶p̶a̶r̶e̶d̶ what’s actually going to happen instead of all this hysterical white noise desperately trying to drown out the inevitable: The Orange Man is going to lose the elections with a deafening crash, and spend the rest of his time in office, along with his entire administration, desperately fending off a third impeachment, countless investigations, and criminal prosecutions for all his wild antics. And all this pompous posturing will finally come to an end. As for Putin, he can play Stalin all he wants, fantasize endlessly about carving up the world into three spheres of influence at some imaginary new “Yalta,” and unleash as many hordes of bots on social media as he likes. But when, at the end of the fifth year of your glorious blitzkrieg against Ukraine, you’re still banging your head against Mala Tokmachka, suffering your second defeat at Lyman, while Ukraine is bombing Moscow and St. Petersburg, and when you’re 1.5% of the global economy, all these fantasies can only impress a handful of useful idiots from Elon Musk’s freak show. And the man sitting next to him at this imaginary Yalta is, to put it mildly, no Roosevelt. He’s a semi-coherent, half-con artist from trashy reality TV who has failed spectacularly in Iran and has no idea how to get away with that. As for the Chinese emperor, it’s not even clear why he would want to take part in this lunatic circus in the first place, let alone share power with these people.
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The Metropolitan Opera in New York asked its audience to stand in solidarity with Ukraine as the orchestra played the Ukrainian national anthem. Hundreds rose together, and one voice in the crowd began singing along.
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It’s not just Donald Trump. It’s the Republican Party. Tired of this shit? Show them this November.
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Mi fa male la mano: ho già cuorato troppe volte queste due frasi: “Musk is a piece of shit” “Fuck Elon Musk”. Oggi su Twitter è una splendida giornata senza i bot russi tra le balle! 😍
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Da oggi come faranno Travaglio, Vauro, Salvini, Fratoianni, Vannacci e compagnia cantante a ricevere i bonifici da zio Vlad? Sono devastata dal dolore. 🤭
They didn’t just lose bots. It’s banks. Tomorrow, whatever dark money was stored in those servers is gone too. I’m talking crypto. I’m talking this hitting the Epstein Class. Zelenskyy just pulled a W we don’t even fully understand yet.
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When your so-called friends keep deserting you and betraying you, and your own life and that of your country is under threat every day - Ive no idea how on earth this guy has been through it and keeps going through it. I’ll never admire any public figure more in my lifetime.
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.@elonmusk really doesn’t want anyone to see this new documentary on him by @alexgibneyfilm that exposes him as the world’s biggest and most megalomaniacal fraud. You know what to do with this trailer.
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🚨 BREAKING: Ukraine carried out a massive operation to bring food to starving people in occupied Oleshky. 4,000 kg of food. 100 locations. Delivered by Ukrainian drones. I can’t read this without tears. People in my country were dying from hunger, trapped under occupation - and our defenders found a way to reach them from the sky. Today, Ukrainian drones carried life🥹
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ciampy retweeted
Let me get this straight Kash Patel most likely fucked a dog JD Vance fucked a couch Madison Cawthorne fucked his male cousin Katie Miller fucks a Nazi Vampire Melania has fucked everyone since the beginning of time Ken Paxton is fucking someone other than his wife And Trump fucks everyone but his wife But hey, let’s talk about the party of family values
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👀 MUST WATCH: This video is so well done — and absolutely hilarious! 🤣🤣
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Ho sputato un polmone! 😂😂😂
Jimmy Kimmel has done it again⁉️😂 TrXmp would H@TE to see this RETWEETED‼️ GO‼️
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