Chris Cieslak

The Tesla Model S is just a Buick LeSabre that the west coast thinks is cool.

The rapist ends his career with a loss.

If I have anything to be thankful for in the new year, it’s the damn Bulls.

Watching the Bulls game, Orlando’s court looks like they got the local Sign-O-Matic folks to do it. “We got Times, Arial, Handel…” “What’s Handel?” “You know, the Epcot font?” “Oh, that’s totally on brand. We want a 3pt stroke to the center court logo, can you do 2 color?”

This showed up in my Amazon cart for some reason

Since Bill Lazor is wearing the NFL camo gear for this game, does that make him Major Lazor?

Just got my M1 MacBook Pro. My quick review: if you’re going to buy a $3500 laptop this year, this is certainly one of them.

This new 16” max should be called the Woz Edition.

Our car is now down with the clown. @jennybento #24hoursoflemons @ Gingerman Raceway instagram.com/p/CU22ClfFLYu/… – at Michigan, USA

Well, glad the Bears are moving out of town. I can finally rid myself of the misery of following this horrible team.

Just posted a photo @ Innertown Pub instagram.com/p/CRfJHnhDAhf/… – at Chicago, IL

In a bit of Alanis Morissette style irony, CBS Sports misspells spelling bee champion’s name

If McAfee had died of COVID the antivirus jokes would have been unstoppable

Huey Lewis just came on in this bar and someone asked he if he was dead. I said I didn’t think so; I’m sure we would have heard the News.