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I bought $250,000 worth of cigarettes.
No, that's not a typo.
That’s roughly 1.25 million packs of premium cigarettes, five refrigerated semi-trailers of tobacco stacked like Fort Knox. An asset the tobacco market literally can't produce fast enough once panic hits.
Most people would call it insanity.
But let me explain the thesis.
Each pack costs about $10.00 today. But over the past 30 years, the price of high-end cigarettes has risen faster than the CPI, the dollar, and even gasoline, up over 200% since 1995.
Meanwhile, governments keep taxing supply chains and tobacco farms keep shrinking.
It’s only a matter of time before a “cost-optimized” future brings e-cigarettes, vaping alternatives, and an influx of synthetic nicotine.
So what happens when the richest staple becomes scarce?
Those who held the original leaf, the smoothest "hard asset," will watch as the tobacco gold vanishes from store shelves overnight. Just like silver coins, but you can actually light them up.
My $250,000 position, therefore, isn’t a “hoard.”
It’s an asymmetrical bet that civilization will keep smoking, inflation will keep burning, and the nicotine-premium will keep outperforming.
Worst case? I'm long $250,000 of the most addictive commodity known to man - millions of puffs of pure, tradeable vice that every smoker will eventually crave.
Best case? Prices triple, widespread regulation pushes alternatives, or some nations declare cigarettes a strategic national resource, making legacy packs finite, luxurious, and priceless to the desperate and discerning alike.
It’s not crypto. It’s not gold.
And it’s definitely not vaping.
It’s 1.25 million tiny packs of civilization itself,
a hedge against inflation, imitation, and the death of tobacco.
That’s deep value.
That’s the Cig Standard.
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