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Life is hard, it’s even harder when you’re really really good looking
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The break of dawn after a night of good spirited tomfoolery is always serene
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Can’t you see the beauty in it? Things are made to be used, not preserved. I’m not a slave to a device. I treat it for what it is: a device.
Genuinely wondering why men don’t use phone cases?
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You can’t be doing skin fades in the big ‘26, grow your hair and get a real haircut
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Mfs don't even ask for a zyn anymore, they just look at you like this
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you hate cops because of complex social issues i hate cops because i like public intoxication
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@uncledoomerAug 18
you go out into the world and get your heart broken by a foid. and no matter how many times you get your heart broken by a foid, you must drag yourself kicking and screaming into love productivity and prosperity. and you will. you will and it will be good. it will be very good
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I come into office and see people dressed in HOKA sneakers and skinny fit smart casual attire. Their lips speak of ”how hath thy summer been?” And I reply ”euro summer maxxing” and they look at me with fluoride stare. They don’t get it and they never will.
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I do cardio to smoke more, we are not the same
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Meanwhile 400 BC
masturbation wasn’t a thing until the 1980s
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”Good, now put looksmaxxing in his YouTube recommendations”
Clavicular fans dug up an old video of him graduating from middle school. 😭
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You could be mistaken for thinking this was a Soviet currency
Ten selected design proposals for the next series of euro banknotes have been unveiled. Explore the proposals and tell us which ones you prefer. Have your say surveys.ecb.europa.eu/10b/ec…
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Average sunday for a sensitive young man
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Replying to @europemaxxed
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Replying to @GraduatedBen
You can directly tie average iq to preferred temperature of light
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Replying to @CaribbeanRythms
I wonder what the iq cut of point is where you cannot comprehend that movies *aren’t* real because the idea is too abstract
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Cigarettes aren’t bad for you if you have a Dionysian will and a pure heart
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No guys should try to pull off the skinny fit, it’s a feminine silhouette and doesn’t work for guys
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We’re calling it ”cigarette summer”
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