Locals/locas only. If I make you laugh we’re friends now: it’s the law! #YNWA #ITFDB — in the city of Los Angeles, in the kingdom of California

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Joined August 2007
Me, crafting tweets four people will like
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Sorry man I don’t think i can make it tonight, I can’t fast travel when enemies are nearby
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scientists reveal the noise
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Harry Kane could cure cancer and I still wouldn’t gag
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its that time of year again
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このソボスライ過去1好き🫶 色気がヤバい #lfc #LFC
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‘Jack-o’-lantern’ originally referred to a man with a lantern or to a night watchman. In 17th-century Britain, people often called men whose names they didn't know by a common name like ‘Jack.’ unknown man carrying a lantern = ‘Jack with the lantern’ / ‘Jack of the lantern’ 🧵⬇️
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elizabeth holmes, convicted con artist: idk anything ever. i am just a baby lots of you on here: guys stop being mean she's just a baby, amanda seyfried needs to apologize! she got you too bitch lol
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Harry Kane having a Ballon d’Or to his name over Mohamed Salah is despicable.
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Drive 45 minutes outside of the cities and you'll find that California's suburbs and outer realms are as deeply lame and conservative as they are in any other state.
Why is California so conservative despite being a deep blue state?
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A guy in our theater laughed WAY TOO HARD and WAY TOO LOUD at this. He was in the first four rows at the Burbank 16, yesterday’s Saturday morning show 10:10 am
lmao when Billy says “I haven’t had sex in 900 days, unless you count Pamela Handerson” and Nathan is like ummm excuse me????
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The progression of tonight’s full Hunter’s moon as it rose over Los Angeles
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Brazil did it. Now it’s time for us to do it. Make sure you go vote.
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JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA @neymarjr
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Can everyone stop falling for that Chaos Crave account. You lot would give Elizabeth Holmes your debit card, wouldn’t you
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Get in there!!! 🇧🇷 Bora Lula! Fuck Trump!
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Jack Lowden I finally started Slow Horses. This is a warning. I quite fancy you
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This fiasco is proving is proving that audiences no longer know what journalistic ethics are, and can't distinguish between algorithmic content and reporting. Anyone who calls themselves a "journalist" must follow a strict code, summarized by SPJ here ⬇️ spjethics.org/code/
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i knew liz and billy were full of shit the second “radical transparency” escaped his mouth, people who are deeply inauthentic LOOOOVE using that term
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I'm 33/101 - and I booked Lielle right away. I'M ON IT
After months of searching, eating and writing, restaurant critic Bill Addison and food columnist Jenn Harris share the best restaurants in Los Angeles. | @OpenTable @Square Read the list: lat.ms/3ZmUcnN
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Cosmo Jarvis Bond would make my vagina explode
There is one British actor no one is talking about that would 100% be the best Bond option out there and his name is Cosmo Jarvis. Anyone who has seen Shogun or Warfare knows it…
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