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Author of high society thrillers, fantasy retellings, and IP magic ✨⁣⁣ ex-publishing professional📚

Washington, D.C.
Joined September 2022
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the meanest thing you can do to yourself is pretend you don't want the things you want
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Scarlett Johansson says some studio movie offers she's gotten have been so bad that she's had no choice but to respond: "It seems irresponsible to make this." “Am I making something that other people want to see? Is there an audience for this movie? I’m not making a movie just for me. “Sometimes I get studio projects that I have to say, ‘I don’t think you should make this. I don’t know who you’re making this for. It seems irresponsible to make this.’” (via Los Angeles Times) wp.me/pc8uak-1lI5Ya
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Not including dc here is legitimately insane sorry
The US really only has 4 walkable cities 1) NYC 2) Chicago 3) Boston 4) San Fran Makes sense when you realize they were all built before the advent of the car
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She writes a paid Substack. He owns the AI company training on it.
A ‘YOU’VE GOT MAIL’ remake is officially in the works. (deadline.com/2026/11/youve-g…)
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showing up again and again
how are you all increasing your surface area of luck ?
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Out to eat with my momma and i offered her some of my brussels sprouts she talmbout some “No thanks i don’t really eat those” IS THAT RIGHT WELL YOU SURE SEEMED FUCKIN FOND OF THEM IN 1999 WHEN I SAID THEY WERE NASTY
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one thing about butterflies , they will not fly in your house , that’s a bug with class
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Dc is a top tier city for eavesdropping
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You gotta go out and create the work you want to be hired for. PROOF OF CONCEPT.
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I’m convinced that you can get pretty far in life by just finishing things, by closing loops and doing what you said you’d do
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This might sound silly, but has anyone else found autumn more colourful than normal this year? Might just be me, but the trees seem particularly golden and vivid.
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When a plant stops blooming nobody calls it lazy. They check the pot.
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'A new Washington DC exhibition aims to show how African Americans have used portrait photography to depict themselves, their communities, their aspirations and their identities. Titled Remember Me: Picturing African Americans in Early Photography, the exhibit at the National Gallery of Art features 70 works from the museum’s archives.' theguardian.com/artanddesign…
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This Is How You Lose The Time War 💙❤️
What's a book you've read up to three times?
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big fan of literary criticism until someone criticises my favorite book so now i just have to kill them
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well this is the busiest my inbox has been in awhile 🥲
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u can start again, like the sun does every morning
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