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I got dumb thoughts brewin’. Prepare accordingly. #hanstine

Why does the state of Florida between Cape Coral and Fort Myers smell like weed? Is uncle Snoop Dogg in the state and I don’t know about it?

This. I read it & FELT it. Like mashed potatoes & meatloaf: comfort.💕🌺🥰 #hanstine #comfort #safespace

What if the Hokey Pokey really WAS what it’s all about? #hanstine

Oh. The #hanstine ? It’s Hans & Christine. All the cool couples do it. I… think. #hanstine

Got wedding anniv 10 years in Apr & bday 55 in Nov. How to cele? Booze piñata? Naked jump in the Gulf? Sleep? Fuuuuck. #hanstine

I took the Bugs Bunny turn & when I was 24 I lived in Albuquerque for a year. Daffy Duck ended up in Pismol Beach tho. #hanstine #beforeiwasstepmom

Fuck. Why am I here. Not a question, just a wtf moment. #hanstine #isanybodyhere

I can dropkick a Murphy like nuthin. #intrusivethoughts #what

Was told ‘You’re a crazy woman! That’s what I like about you.’ THAT is nevah a bad thing. #letyourcrazyflagfly

I've been runnin' my mouth about a Cookbook, Aprons & such.So I'm jumpin' in &DOIN' IT.How bout you help me out& give this a #RT to recommend me to pals. It doesn't cost anything to support a new project.Plz, TY &let's yum! Cheers~ CK #cookbook

Oh @FifthThird - you’re not making banking a #53better by not giving me access to my funds on a Sunday. It’s @NFL football season & no access to my funds even after AN HOUR online with customer service. #53rdworse

Super disappointed in @FifthThird Bank & their archaic banking practice of not making checking funds available after a deposit of the weekend. Hey… 2004 called & wants their way to do banking back. #badbusiness #thatsnottheway

🏈Goal achieved!🎉Our man @WisnewskiH4 is playing for a NCAA Division I Univ~smthn’ he wanted to accomplish&we couldn’t be prouder.🥹6p, ESPN+ peep his 1st game w🐪🏈@GoCamelsFB at CampbellU!🧡(‘Scuse me as I go cry. ‘K?Bye!🎉👋🏽(I L🏈VE that kid to the moon & back!🥹)#rollhumps

Bulk up, @WisnewskiH4 ! 😉🏈💪🏽You are ELITE: OWN it.🧡🖤🤍 #FightAsOne #FootballParents