clara

dear @netflix if you remove new girl from your platform i will lose my mind and probably never sleep again i have been watching that show every night for like 4 years

trying to explain the jojo siwa phenomenon to my brother and dad and they just do not get it!!! i swear i could write a whole thesis about her genius marketing strategy but they think my passion is very misplaced lmao

last night i was having a breakdown but this morning i remembered alanis morissette exists and everything is better

i hope my future kid has terrible vision bc ✨babies in glasses✨

northerners really do be gatekeeping snow storms

wishing i had chandler bing’s wardrobe

all i want for valentine’s day is a covid vaccine

everyday the dream becomes clearer: start a commune with friends <3

y’all are really just out here going to restaurants..............

every time the sun goes down before 5 pm i take it very personally

spending my morning sobbing into my oatmeal as i watch the first woman (of color) ever being sworn into the white house

if i started wearing pigtails, would y’all make fun of me........

i really don’t want to see my screen time report for this week...........

TED CRUZ SUCKS

stop showing me pictures of this lunatic with the horns, please send all of them to prison

this didn’t age well

hating our country ✨a little less✨ this morning

refrigerator magnet poems are my favorite artistic outlet

wow im so excited to watch covid disappear when the clock strikes midnight!!! can’t wait for 2020 to be over 🤗