Described as a “Dangerous Idealist”. Proud anti-motorist ideologue and Porsche owner. clausy over at 🦋

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Joined August 2009
Did you know that the German word for Brexit is Schadenfreude?
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“Almost been decapitated” 🙄 . Apologies I will holster my scabbard in future
For what it’s worth, I’m on Oxford street fairly often as a pedestrian, and my issue is usually cyclists riding around like it’s their first day on earth, not cars. Shocking how many times I’ve almost been decapitated at the crossing near the tube station.
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Honestly I’d have deleted the tweet by now if I had a 150 to 1 ratio of likes in the responses to the responses. Fascinating stuff indeed.
Tesco supermarket this afternoon. Got chatting to lovely cashier, im guessing in her 60s. Swiftly conversation moved to politics, the total incompetents running this destroyed bum hole of a country. Cupping her hand over her mouth and leaning towards me she said, " there is only one man capable of fixing this, Rupert Lowe." I fully concurred
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Op continues to monetise ragebait and false narratives to earn money. Aggressively intimidates & bullies everyone in order to cash in. x.com/smithey21026/s…
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Interestingly the Apple Foundation model in MacOS27 doesn't know Swift. That would actually have been useful. "Currently, there are **no external skills or packages** available to install for Swift development." >sudo fm license - to activate it then >fm chat - to start a session
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“I chose to buy a house next to a pub and it’s really loud late at night because of all the inconsiderate drunk people and it’s not fair that other people should enjoy a quiet liveable neighbourhood”
islingtontribune.co.uk/artic… Ltns harm others with increased congestion !!! LTNs: shock as 2030 target is ‘parked’ Climate chief says timeline for controversial scheme’s rollout across the borough has been axed… Councillor Rowena Champion told a member of the public asking about the progress of the Barns­bury & Laycock scheme that its target of delivering what the council terms “Liveable Neighbour­hoods” (LNs) across 100 per cent of the borough by 2030 has been abandoned.
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Cycled through Bank junction this afternoon and I was disappointed to not have been offered a free matinee movie.
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If confirmed, this is telling: Russian data centres get hit, and online activity around AfD suddenly plummets. 📉 So much talk about German patriotism… then the connection from Russia goes down. 🤔🇷🇺
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The OG #promptinjection The Spy Who Loved Me 1977
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Sometimes you can’t help being a tourist in London
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Literally my calendar today
BREAKING: ADHD researchers confirm that having "one single appointment" at 3:00 PM successfully destroys the entire day leading up to it. 1/6
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There must be a huge upcoming market for gas station price displays with two digits before the decimal place…
$6.19 diesel tonight in Moville, IA. With harvest around the corner… On this day in Iowa last year it was $2.97. BRUTAL!
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clausy schadenfreude retweeted
Cartman terrorizes his friends and the entire town of South America with his new e-bike.
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The number plates...
Rental e-bikes in London borough get number plates to help track down rogue cyclists New measure comes amid growing concern over e-bikes being ridden in inappropriate and dangerous ways The Standard standard.co.uk/news/london/f…
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clausy schadenfreude retweeted
South Park is changing its name to South America for its upcoming 29th season. "Inspired by the bravery and patriotism of Apple and Google, we are changing the name of South Park to South America.  We especially want to thank our parent company Paramount -- a Skydance Capitulation."
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I guess some people just don’t like facts 🤷🏼‍♂️😅
Replying to @NFBUK
Less than 1% of bus stops are ‘floating’ in London and only 44% of pedestrians actually use the pedestrian crossings (as you can see in the video, they step into the bike lane). Is this really an issue or just a ‘war on cyclists’ for clicks?
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E-bikes on pavements… latest
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Playing ’Not interested with this Ad’ whack’a’mole with Starlink adverts on Twitter
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