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17 minutes of professional football played within the span of 2 months Please just send this kid on loan in January
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Marmoush mate the environment has been made for you this time please do not disappoint
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Our Spurs side to face Crystal Palace 🫡 🔢 @krakenfx
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Man City genuinely paid £125m for 'Enzo' when this kid was available for less than half that
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If this is true 😂😂😂😂😂 Incompetence wouldn’t even be enough to describe this
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خاص winwin - قرار نهائي من منتخب مصر بشأن يونس إبراهيم 😮😮
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القرآن والمطر إنشراح للصدر
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Some of these quotes and comments are so weird, guy’s quite clearly neurodivergent to some degree
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James Trafford speaks on his start to life at Leeds after another clean sheet 👏
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#9 shift running in behind Chelsea’s last line yeah we might be cooking… PLEASE for once in your career just stay onside
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What have you got for me today señor
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Fairs RDZ has finally started his best midfield 3
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@szyexclOct 24
tonali and fernandes start. maddison also! #CHETOT
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What have you got for me today señor
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If he scores today I’ve got serious belief in him regaining at least some of that Frankfurt form All he needs is confidence and momentum
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Anywys man I'll enjoy this clip, Marcos Alonso could not hang with him at all today Very few wingers in the world who can do this
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Post-Celtic game thoughts: Problem with Haissem Hassan is football nowadays rewards off-ball workrate more than actual footballing ability Genuinely elite winger when it comes to ball carrying and 1v1s, but his unwillingness to press/track back will hinder career progression
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Think this has reached the wrong audience lol, I’m not a Celtic fan - just sharing my thoughts on a player I’ve been following Sure maybe I exaggerated, but my point is this is a player who yes, has many deficiencies, but also some attributes that only the best of the best have
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Post-Celtic game thoughts: Problem with Haissem Hassan is football nowadays rewards off-ball workrate more than actual footballing ability Genuinely elite winger when it comes to ball carrying and 1v1s, but his unwillingness to press/track back will hinder career progression
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Was easily Celtic’s most threatening out of their front 3 but was subbed off before Duran (who was on a yellow) When down 2-1, the risk of him letting their LW slip in for the 3rd/4th time outweighs what he can do going forward I suppose
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We will be tuning in today
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Younes Ibrahim 🇪🇬 vs PSG U21 - 16/09/26 2 direct free-kick goals (2-1) #BHAFC
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Younes Ibrahim 🇪🇬 vs PSG U21 - 16/09/26 2 direct free-kick goals (2-1) #BHAFC
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Younes Ibrahim 🇪🇬 vs PSG U21 - 16/09/26 2 direct free-kick goals (2-1) #BHAFC
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I love the variety in his free-kicks Might just be me but I feel like a lot of free-kick takers nowadays don’t consider any option that’s not over the wall, even if it’s better suited to the position Another 2 he scored in the same game btw lmao (curler and low driven)
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