Comedian. Host of @welcomepoddy. Movie watcher.
Adelaide, South Australia
Joined December 2010
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Clay McMath is on @buymeacoffee! 🎉
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Couples on opposite ends of the couch, silently sending each other TikToks. Romance is alive; apparently it’s just buffering. #Relationships #TikTok
Cooking together is less candlelit romance, more kitchen doubles with one sharp knife and zero teamwork. If you can share the counter without losing it, that’s the real chemistry. #Relationships #Couples
Meditation and sleep were supposed to be the easy part. Somehow, the whole routine got off beat. A little silence, a little dabbling, and back to the drawing board.
Subtle hints, laundry mishaps, surprise food bills. Still no movement. The grown-up kid exit plan is running on low-budget sitcom logic. #Parenting #Relatable
The Norm Macdonald documentary is a two-hour YouTube compilation with search bars, keyboard sounds and typos. I laughed because Norm is the fucking best, cried when it played the cancer card, then realised I’d learned almost nothing. 3/10 open browser tabs. #ClaysReviews
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The cost of living in Australia is atrocious. Ive come out for lunch with a friend and couldn’t believe how expensive it was:
- uber $22
- steak $30
- glass of wine $12
- bag of cocaine $350
- punt on the races $3000
Imagine the cost for a whole family
The housing market’s longest-running plan: wait for the keys, then become the problem. The cycle stays undefeated. #HousingMarket #Millennials
Skip the coffee order TED Talk. Walk in, say “long black,” and let “dun mah” handle the rest. Low-maintenance caffeine diplomacy. #CoffeeCulture
Clayboss retweeted
ok i don't think we need the lab here she's run 50 fuckin metres without bouncing the fuckin thing
Trading a corporate desk for a mic doesn't magically kill the logistics. Booking tours and managing emails is just the corporate world in a different hoodie. You can't schedule inspiration, but you definitely have to schedule the grind. #ComedyLife #CreativeProcess
Getting mental health care fast can feel like a side quest: wait a month, or spend eight hours in the ER. The system’s got some wild timing. #MentalHealth #Healthcare
LAST TICKETS!
Looking for something to do in Adelaide this Friday?
GIN & COMICS is taking over Milledge’s Distillation in Port Adelaide for a night of stand-up comedy, cocktails and questionable humour.
Friday 30 October | 7:30pm
🎟️ events.humanitix.com/gin-and…
#WhatsOnAdelaide
