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Retired, apparently. Obama called my cellphone once. I correct punctuation on Wikipedia. Paul Anka said I was his “phone buddy.” These facts are not related.

Mississippi, of all things
Joined April 2009
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“Well, all I know is...” is always followed by idiocy.
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Italian actors recreating Caravaggio paintings. #HappyTuesday 🧙🧹
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A hero of France protest has fallen
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“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows
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The most French thing I’ve ever seen
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Jeffrey Dahmer, who ran afoul of the USDA's food pyramid guidelines, has died.
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Theodore Kaczynski, mathematician who was later jailed for misuse of the postal system, has died.
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Imagine being the lowest elevation corpse on mount everest. Fucking loser
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If you’re in line to bully Ed Sheeran, STAY IN LINE
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Zahran Mamdani is so powerful he can scare someone into wanting to actually go to New Jersey.
Netanyahu diverted his plane from New York to New Jersey due to fears that New York Mayor Zahran Mamdani might issue an order for him to leave the airport immediately or face arrest
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Someone asked if I was ready for the fall and it took me a second to realize they meant autumn and not the total collapse of society.
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This is what Ed Sheeran's music would taste like as food:
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Perfect. No notes.
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How do I boycott Ed Sheeran when my previous consumption of his work was zero
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Ed Sheeran reveals his new opening act for his tour.
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The Jerusalem Post runs an op-ed suggesting using indebted Americans to invade Iran...words fail me.
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you have 1 minute to provide a non-racist explanation for this headline
As the nation prepares to mark 25 years since Sept. 11, 2001, Abdul El-Sayed, the Democratic nominee for U.S. Senate in Michigan, may be facing the risk of renewed scrutiny and fresh political attack. cbsn.ws/4ycfaWy
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I didn’t think there could be a worse candidate than JD Vance for 2028, but here we are.
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I don’t find this funny at all. This is exactly how Benny Hill died
WATCH: A humanoid robot training for the “Robot Olympics” in Beijing runs too fast, fails to stop, slams into a safety cushion, and breaks at the waist
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If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:
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