god is my designer jesus is my lawyer

Joined April 2025
Lowkey I’m peaking
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literally going through the 5 stages of grief in Toluca Prison
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Replying to @clearherhead
ON THE KIRKIVERSARY AND WALLHUMP DAY TOO
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we still think about you israeli salad day
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it slips our mind but we never truly forget
dude my mom is making Israeli salad rn im so serious
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generational tweet
dude my mom is making Israeli salad rn im so serious
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just found these in my reminders what could have possibly been happening
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benson boone retweeted
my most listened song is a local file
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How it feels to have 8 year olds yell "emo" at you
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top 10 lyrics ever
i think i need to hear tomorrows crusades live at least once in my lifetime
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i think i need to hear tomorrows crusades live at least once in my lifetime
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Replying to @clearherhead
I may have lost you in the Lego store that one time
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we need to castrate every scottish man
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how it feels wanting anything ever
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Tout le monde fait son intéressant à poster des screens de The Curse et The Rehearsal mais nous les fielderiens puristes on se remet carrément du Nathan For You et notamment cet incroyable series finale qui préfigure largement toute la suite (et peut-être You Can See Everything).
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Replying to @clearherhead
More people (Cameron included) need more unabashed yearning in their life. Less nonchalance and brooding
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bringing this back
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didn’t get the hype for Take it with you until i experienced the Ache
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Congratulations! @nathanfielder
People Magazine teases the 2026 Sexiest Man Alive
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nathan fielder has been named @people’s sexiest man alive
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Matt Johnson: *walks up to random pedestrian* excuse me sir do you know where I can buy salamanders in bulk? Pedestrian: *confused chuckle* what a strange question asked by a strange fellow! Nathan Fielder’s new scheme to get people to buy memberships to a local failing gym:
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