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Sandycove - Dublin - Ireland
Joined November 2009
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Hey startups 👋 when an investor says “Send me your deck” you need an amazing send-it-on* deck...
🤔 But what is the investor looking for, and why?
🤔 And what are some rules that will help you make a send-it-on deck that gets your foot in the door?
A thread below 🧵💡🧵💡
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if you ever happen to find yourself shitting in your own car
because you are mad at elon musk about politics
consider for a moment you may be mentally ill
Scott Galloway says he owned a Tesla, but sold it because of Elon.
"Not before taking a giant dump in the passenger seat. True story."
He's gone from suggesting Elon be executed to telling stories of taking dumps in a car he owned because it was made by Elon's company.
This is a broken, deranged and utterly toxic individual.
Tuned into the Kermode movie pod for the first time in ages. Within about 50 seconds he was talking about Ohio politician Vivek Ramaswami. Some people's all encompassing and overriding obsession with US politics actually is starting to come across as a compulsive mental illness
As I listen to a podcast discussing RTEs various commercial woes, I'm freshly reminded of one of the most insane pieces of information my eyes ever did see. "Too Entrepreneurial".
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Glendalough Lower Lake this morning as the sunrise light came over the hill.
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Russell Brand casually dropping a gambling website ad in the middle of his Christian prayer podcast.
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People don’t take their fork and knife in either hand and start banging them on the table when they’re hungry anymore
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We should make strange reality bending physics spaces for more animals. I bet they love this stuff.
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My favorite thing to say during an argument with my wife..
"I've been wrong before too, so I know how you're feeling right now"
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5,000 years of world history on a single timeline. Zoom in. You could spend 30 minutes exploring this.
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So, based on the 5m+ views here and the tens of millions more via re-shares elsewhere, it seems I accidentally perfected minimal-effort tongue-in-cheek rage bait for English people. I’m particularly delighted with the 20,000 who bookmarked it—presumably intending to use it as a tourist map. Hilarious. But a few clarifications:
1. To everyone saying “but my neighbourhood is lovely”—yes, I know. Notice the minimal effort. Don’t take this too seriously.
2. At the same time, the “London Banana”—which I randomly made up based on personal experience—actually aligns pretty well with a number of quality-of-life proxy maps, such as violent crime rates (which have doubled in the last 10 years), property prices, and more.
3. To the good people of Dulwich: I’ve never been, but I totally accept the feedback.
4. To the angry people of Maida Vale and Notting Hill: You were left out by accident, thanks to a careless swipe of a fat thumb. Sorry, I can’t fix this now. You’re out of the Banana. Deal with it. 🤪
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Here's the London Banana clearly visible on the latest house prices data, proving that as much as people might not like the claim, the Banana is real, and people are proving it with their wallets, and banks are agreeing with it by issuing valuations based on this.
"- Begin a gradual phase-out of nuclear power." < why are they always like this??
🇫🇷 FLASH - LFI a dévoilé le programme de Jean-Luc Mélenchon pour la présidentielle de 2027. Parmi les propositions :
- Autoriser jusqu’à 3 jours d’arrêt maladie autodéclaré, sans consulter de médecin.
- Accorder 7 jours de congé après le décès d’un ami.
- Porter le SMIC à 1.700€ net par mois, soit une hausse de 220€.
- Ramener l’âge de départ à la retraite de 64 à 60 ans, avec une retraite à taux plein après 40 années de cotisation.
- Réduire progressivement la durée du travail à 32 heures par semaine.
- Instaurer un service écologique obligatoire de 9 mois pour les moins de 25 ans, rémunéré au SMIC.
- Faire rembourser les soins à 100% par la Sécurité sociale.
- Prendre en charge les séances de psychothérapie des moins de 26 ans.
- Fixer un plafond de 12 millions d’euros pour les héritages.
- Augmenter les APL de 10% pour aider Ă payer les loyers.
- Bloquer les prix de certains produits essentiels afin de limiter les hausses excessives.
- Revaloriser les salaires des fonctionnaires.
- Garantir un revenu minimum aux jeunes grâce à une allocation.
- Proposer aux étudiants des repas à 1€.
- Limiter à 1 pour 20 l’écart entre les rémunérations au sein d’une même entreprise.
- Soumettre les aides publiques aux entreprises Ă des engagements sociaux et Ă©cologiques.
- Rétablir l’ISF afin d’accroître l’imposition des grandes fortunes.
- Mettre en place la taxe Zucman pour taxer davantage les milliardaires.
- Répartir l’impôt sur le revenu en 14 tranches pour augmenter la contribution des plus riches.
- Engager une sortie progressive du nucléaire.
- Atteindre une production d’électricité issue à 100% des énergies renouvelables d’ici 2060.
- Interdire les vols entre 23h et 6h.
- Suspendre les zones à faibles émissions (ZFE), qui restreignent la circulation des véhicules les plus polluants dans certaines villes.
- Passer de la Ve Ă la VIe RĂ©publique en donnant davantage de pouvoir aux citoyens.
- Supprimer le 49.3, qui permet au gouvernement de faire adopter un texte sans vote.
- Intensifier la lutte contre les discriminations, notamment au sein de la police.
- Reconnaître comme crime d’État le massacre des Algériens du 17 octobre 1961.
- Renégocier les traités européens et refuser l’application de certaines règles européennes jugées incompatibles avec le programme.
- Quitter progressivement le commandement militaire intégré de l’OTAN.
- Soutenir la création d’un État palestinien aux côtés d’Israël.
