The Triangle

R.I.P Dear veronica. May the money forever be in your box & the public forever looking up your skirt yfrog.com/h4ozmxmnj

#10WorstFeelings Hearing people say right under my nose 'Shall we go out on the triangle tonight?' 'NO, I'm sooo bored of the triangle'

I passed 100 followers, Do I get £200 for that?

#20FactsAboutMe I have had more people inside me than @ParisHilton , just!

Saw these guys waddle past me this morning looking pretty shifty! yfrog.com/kf33636651j

Just overheard two girls getting into a taxi: #1 'Ah man, is that the time? 3:50?' #2 'Nah gurl, that's the fare you marshmallow!'

It's official, the students are back BABY!!!! Last night was mental! Must have seen atleast 15 pairs of knickers!

On this 4 day jubilee weekend some of you will have gone out drinking, some may even have got laid. I...I just sat here and got pissed on!

Bloomin' marvelous jubilee weekend, can't wait for 60 years time to do it all again.

That's it Po Na Na's, make those punters work for entry! Why should you let them in before they're saturated, eh?

If anybody from the Urban Paint Festival comes near my beautiful façade, I shall cover them in the tramp sweat I've been saving up

#ItKillsMeWhenPeople ask 'Dyu know where the triangle is?' When they're right here!

Hot and sticky down here tonight so beware... I sweat breeze blocks, not sweat!

So it turns out 'The Hump' didn't win eurovision. #devastated. You know who would have certainly won it, the Loveable Rogues!

The weekend now the students are back: Positives - more legs, more fun. Negatives - More piss, more vomit. #happywiththat

"@EpigramPaper: Clifton Downs Sainsbury’s is branch most affected by people scamming self check... fb.me/1LFd4XvAz" #keepupthegoodwork

Can someone keep me updated on eurovision, yeah? Missing that show is one of the worst things about being a stationary block of buildings.

Nice to see so many of my friends enjoying the sunshine outside of Wills...wait, policemen... fire brigade...WTF is going on!!! AAAHHHHH!

Had Judd Trump inside me last night, made a right mess. @judd147t #Wagamamas

Overheard last week: "Give it to me!" #1 said, "I'm so fucking wet, give it to me now!" "Fuck off" #2 said. "This is my umbrella."