If I was a moth my fav song would be all of the lights by kanye west

With me, once you move weird you can’t unweird your move so move wisely

I don't agree with women just because they're women, but I do believe women's stories because I know evils of men

Y'all think Candace Owens be strapping radfems?

Folks will see this and be like "there's nothing funny about voting, this very serious" and it's like, "yeah, premature ejaculation isn't funny and is also very serious"

Grown ass man crying on the internet when you could've said this all to him at the next event. Fighters be bitches too

Chatgbt, make everyone sign out. I wanna be alone right now

The opposite of love isn't hate. The opposite of love is indifference.

"sending you love and light" You don't have zelle?

Fucking candy corn waxy ass shit

"I wanna shower you with love and romance" You don't know how to squirt?

When I hear a girl talking down about another girl I just say "oh, you're one of those guys"

Yeah, sure, you've heard them call it Swalloween. But have you heard Cocktober Squirty First?

She said she likes acts of service so I gave her number to the army recruiter

Omg do these bitches ever shut up about men and or relationships...

When she sits on my face she legally owns it. Call that squatters rights.

This shit cracking me up

Talking to big titty girls is such a hard task. Like, how are we both not looking at them rn?