Thinking of making a fart advent calendar. A fartvent calendar. 2 issues. How do I store the farts? And where do I find these rich perverts to buy it?
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Sensory hell
Wearing gloves to do the dishes to save my nails
Hands moist
Itchy ear
Kept giving myself wet willies attempting to scratch
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I want a shillelagh for Christmas,
I need a shillelagh this year,
I need a little stick guy about 4 feet highβ¦. πΆ
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Been driving 20 years and got my first windscreen replacement today. Thatβs pretty good going I think and excess was only Β£50. So Iβve windscreen sorted, new blue badge ordered, now I just need to get car serviced. Thereβs always something π
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The Picard π
In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to:
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Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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I donβt think you appreciate the hospice until youβve had someone close due in it. Yes I realise some people want to die at home, but others want to spare their family that pain. See being able to call up at any time, sit for as long as you want, without the hustle and bustle of
What a send off today to one of my dearest friends. Iβm still not ready to accept youβre gone. I am so thankful I got to spend so much of your last days with you. Cancer is so cruel π
My friends and I have started planning our joint 40th celebrations for 2028
Iβve suggested Paris or Barcelona but I will await the others suggestions
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