make bed, take meds, fuck bitches, get money
Joined July 2021
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chilis is giving me an exercise in existential uncertainty with their weird half-reservation system
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the human/snail hybrids that patronize costco have achieved slow-walking speeds previously achieved only by ancient megafauna
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i’m so glad my break room at work is in an area where i have no idea what’s going on on the floor bc having to take it in a public area of my job would STRESS me
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