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mental terrorism

Joined August 2012
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This is still twitter btw I refuse to call it by its stripper name
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Oh hey man. We were just talking about your Flaw — the immutable thing you’re only vaguely aware of that makes you unworthy of true love. Anyway what’s new
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I actually want to be put on involuntary house arrest based on my hormone levels throughout my cycle
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imagining a victorian era child sitting next to two 20-something girls sit and chat at a matcha cafe
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This great journalist @MartineBBC asks a doctor: whom do you believe, your eyes or the IDF? But watch the whole thing, very important and brave testimony
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whoever invented the tesla should kill themselves tbh. how do you open the door on this thing!?
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Luigi Mangione’s fellow prisoners yelled “Luigi’s conditions suck” and “Free Luigi” from their cells in Pennsylvania during an interview:
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Watching Uncut Gems to relax
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When you're a wildlife photographer, the goal is to blend in with your surroundings, so that you don't scare off the animals 😂
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Daily Brain Workout: 2 sets of counting to ten. 2 sets of alphabet. 10 minutes of trying to spell restiront. Then list animals until failure
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i’m recruiting 15 women to make a competing pirate ship equipped with bigger coolers and louder speakers.
One of my friend's boys build a raft each summer and spend 4-5 days floating down the Susquehanna River. They are college age now but started doing it in high school. Awesome tradition and they will never forget the memories. The dads should borrow the raft at the end and spend a day or two on it ourselves. wnep.com/article/news/local/…
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a pigeon at pride
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my younger sister when she tries to fart on me and I run away from her:
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Cookie O’Puss is a Carvel franchise cake. Advertised right next to Fudgie the Whale.
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men have sports because they don’t know their friends well enough to gossip.
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I just listened to the Kill Tony episode where a mute kid with cerebral palsy absolutely roasted everyone through text-to-speech on his iPhone.
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A movie where the villain is a mute kid with cerebral palsy who runs the entire operation via text-to-speech.
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i jus know ice spice looooves poop and fart jokes
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