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cowboyd

@clumpybeans

cubs and tigers (read: really into matthew boyd) bears, pistons, pwhl detroit larp

Joined April 2024
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I looked up “Jacob Webb playoffs” and my computer exploded
Chicago Cubs (@Cubs) profile pictureChicago Cubs
@Cubs1h
The Cubs today have agreed to terms with RHP Jacob Webb on a one-year major league contract with a club option for 2028.
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brewers fans trying to flex an NL lf gold glove like it means something 😭😭😭 yeah real stiff competition 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Replying to @clumpybeans @privinfield
it’s just so interesting to me to see how they skirt around saying “if this thing does happen we will all die and there is nothing that you can really do about it” straight to a bunch of children’s faces
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Replying to @privinfield
my junior year of high school i got really into nuclear war PSAs directed towards children, which is a weird niche, but really really interesting, the most popular one is the duck and cover turtle, and it likened the effects of radiation from an atom bomb to getting a bad sunburn
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Replying to @extrainnnings
don’t worry i’ll make some phone calls and it’ll happen.
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electricity was crazy high this month
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THE CITY STREETS ARE CROWDED FOR THE HOLLIDAY. EVEN WITH THE RAIN. HIDDEN IN THE CHAOS IS THE ELEMENT. WAITING TO STRIKE LIKE SNAKES. BUT IM THERE TOO. WATCHING. TWO YEARS OF NIGHTS HAVE TURNED ME INTO A NOCTURNAL ANIMAL RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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Replying to @bobrenken37
here damn
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Replying to @mlmcrane
maybe i should dress up too
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Replying to @mlmcrane
i love you you’re so funny
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imma just say it favors us
Detroit Pistons (@DetroitPistons) profile pictureDetroit Pistons
@DetroitPistonsOct 31
What Paul said
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mr. bball you’re nasty
Paul Reed (@Bball_paul) profile picturePaul Reed
@Bball_paulOct 31
Gotta hit the weights harder I can do better than 4 rebounds 😤
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Replying to @cubsfan_esq
my dream
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Replying to @thebabygiraffe3 @mlmcrane
leave me alone dude
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do you prefer matthew boyd or matthew girld?
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Replying to @extrainnnings
prolly not
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Replying to @thebabygiraffe3 @GholaHenderson @sageemarioo
LMAO
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i don’t like how you guys are talking about matthew boyd
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Replying to @t0rktanks
classic brewers fans
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Replying to @thebabygiraffe3 @extrainnnings
average day watching the 2026 american league
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