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Me, everyday, on this godforsaken app.
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These times Bond Street (right in front of Selfridges) is step free.
Replying to @FillyKris
Perhaps you could explain how a disabled person in a wheelchair can get to Selfridges? Selfish, clueless prat!
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Replying to @Atlas_Ace9
ain’t got no change sorry brotha
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Me too z dawg me too 😔
Zelenski: "Acilen 115 Milyar Euro lazım."
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What is it with this new supermarket snobbery looooooool? I only see it on Twitter as well 😭
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quando eu olho na janela para saber o que vestir e passam duas pessoas assim
Dua Lipa and Callum Turner are never missing their daily steps with their dog 🐕 together in New York City., that’s for sure 😍
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Landlords when they have to actually earn their money instead of just thinking of a bigger number every 6-12 months:
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Trial week over, time to start taking 2022 seriously.
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42-week trial over, time to start taking 2026 seriously.
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43-week trial over, time to start taking 2026 seriously.
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Good Morning but the beat is It Was A Good Day
Replying to @icecube
We need an Ice Cube X Kanye Collab ASAP
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This couple’s Halloween costumes are undefeated. [📷: @slicenrice ]
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VERY illuminating how white people view what the police exist to do (arrest everyone who makes me mad)
They called the police on a three-year-old because he is good at soccer. Read that again. They called the cops on a toddler.A three-year-old. Because he can kick a ball better than the other kids on the field. Not because he assaulted anyone. Not because he had a weapon. Not because he was a danger to anyone. Grown adults watched a toddler play a sport and decided the appropriate response was to dial emergency services and send uniformed officers to deal with a child who has not yet started kindergarten.
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الارجنتيني اذا اكتشف ان فيه طعام بالثلاجة
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Me and his dad are not boys for me to take his last name. I’m boys with my own dad so it just makes sense to keep his name.
I'd really like to hear the reasoning behind women who won't take their husband's last name
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We finished 10th and they gave our players new contracts. None of those players should have even seen the word ‘contract’ until we were back in the CL.
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because there are zero expectations at this club.. i’ve said it since the dawn of time.. when you have a ownership that is telling the players that they don’t need to get top 4 or compete for the league just to save their own skin.. the players won’t take accountability - they’re getting rewarded with new contracts for finishing 10th 😂
Chelsea are the worst ever at developing, look at how Rice has grown at Arsenal compared to Caicedo, benefits of having long term stability
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Should I panic buy lots of items so that Supermarket profits get a boost, which when combined with Black Friday and Christmas spending artificially inflates GDP in early 2027 thereby enabling the government and BBC News to announce "Good News on Growth" just as Fuel Bills go up?
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“Cesc Fabregas, please save me”
Don't give a fuck what anyone says, Xabi Alonso has lost me tonight, disgusting. You don't lose to Tottenham at Stamford Bridge, what's worse is he caused it all. Zerbi cooked his ass, 30% possession while pressing, how do you do that? Cesc Fabregas, Please Save Me.
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Fish and hot chocolate?
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I‘m using Jack’s app.
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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“This is the weather the winter lovers wanted 😏” Yeah.
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