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medford
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If anyone is wondering about my mental state at this time, I am currently watching avatar the last air bender for the 6th time so there’s that 🤷♀️
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As a patriots fan It’s like....I feel like we just won the Super Bowl....but also I can’t go buy a hat and shirt 🤷♀️ #SuperBowl #Brady
When your headphones die mid cardio and you have the finish the rest in silence......this is one of the nine circles of hell.
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I just realized if I scrunch my forehead my eyebrows form a perfectly straight horizontal line. That’s it. That’s the tweet.
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Me everyday: women are equal if not superior to man. We have the ability to perform any task deemed solely for men in this modern day patriarchy.
Me when I have to shovel: I am a women how do you expect me to perform such a masculine task, I mustn’t leave my post in the kitchen.
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And I say “we” because I am also guilty of feeling invincible at times after avoiding it so long soooo
I don’t understand my age group. We went so hard for this virus when it first started spreading, like some of you legit quarantined your groceries and canceled your grandmas, but now it’s holly jolly season and covid cannot penetrate our strong defense of holiday spirit? 🙃🤷♀️
It really puts things into perspective when you’re having panic attacks all day waiting for your test results to come back while simultaneously scrolling through insta stories watching everyone’s wonderful social gatherings and Friendsgivings.
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I had a dream that an employee rolled her eyes at my mom. I woke up at 1 am thinking of all the ways to tell this girl off. Its now 2 pm and Im still mad at this bitch, I feel bad for whoever my brain used for characterization but she better hope I never run into her in real life
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Idk who needs to hear this but the virus is still very much alive and thriving regardless if you personally have managed to avoid it these last 8 months.
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My splitting migraine today could be caused by 1 of 3 reasons: A allergies, B my period, or C the Antichrist symbol I carved on my forehead last night for my Halloween look. I have pretty good common sense so if anyone knows a good priest lmk.
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Wearing a mask at the gym may be giving me the most sculpted chin of my life. If anything, 2020 has given me this.
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Avatar the last air bender is in the top tier of high quality television and some of you are too afraid to admit it #ChangeMyMind
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I've never watched a single episode of the bachelor. Not this season nor any previous. But this Barb lady, I just know I should dislike her.
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@GlamandGore idk how new this is but figured I'd share, smart sweets are now sold at gnc and there was a plethora of sour peach rings 🍑😁