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When animals are feeling playful and sociable they act more like juvenile members of their species, rolling around on their backs, wiggling around, etc
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sabrina could release this today & sheβd be getting accused of spreading military conservative trad wife propaganda
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Ok why are we acting like Squidward doesnβt face unique challenges that Spongebob doesnβt
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last night at the club a girl was twerking on the floor and a half eaten subway sandwich fell out her pants, and then this random dude picked it up and threw it at the ceiling and it hit the fan and went everywhere
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when my dad died he was cremated. and we had a service and everything. the urn lived in our house. and a year later my grandma decided she wanted a different funeral and to bury the urn next to the brother my dad hated. so a few days before funeral 2 my sister and i
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When he cheated on me and I crashed out on Instagram live with 40 viewers and i could hear my neighbor watching the live through the wall
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im suddenly losing a ton of weight & it's literally just cutting back on my drinking uh oh #truthnuke
My mom and I in our absolute worst era (17 & 37) got into a Bad fight that escalated into a musical due to us getting so sarcastic + theatrical, telling the other that she could βhave the last word if you want it so badβ β¦.. Iβm talking transatlantic accents and pirouettes.
