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Barbie didn’t need to go to the real world she needed 10 mg lexapro

Here’s mine

IT HAPPENED THE WORD THAT I START EVERY WORDLE WITH WAS FINALLY THE WORDLE ID LIKE TO THANK THE ACADEMY

Excuse me! How much do you pay for rent in gag city? Can I see your apartment?

SPOTIFY CANCELED HEAVYWEIGHT @JoeBiden !!!!!!

Yoga with Adrienne Lenker

i didn't have as many minutes on spotify wrapped bc i was either out at the club or doing a media detox

i survive every year just so i can hear this for a month

Now quickly tell me exactly which ingredient makes a lip balm for men

yess top tracks this month... cant wait for spotify wrapped!!!

My industry will be better!!!😝😝😝

the dmp capstone project is actually an apology video

table just hit me w a “let’s not argue in front of the waitress”

If an opponent of mine wanted to beat me in something they’d have to have my favorite sandwich from franks first to get in my headspace

Congrats on a great year everyone! Almost commencement time🥳🥳

Asking my premed sister if I can borrow her lab coat for a halloween costume (no)

Bitches will be like “you’ll never guess what I saw” and it’s just a little silhouetto of a man ..

How it feels when I introduce myself by name to my table and then they refer to me by name

This is a great title for a movie about cleaning the microwave

That one homie who don’t play about the wallkill valley rail trail