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“I can’t root for Alabama under any circumstances, if they played Afghanistan, I’d be pulling for Afghanistan.” ~ Sir Charles

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Joined November 2022
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Patrick Mahomes the first dude in NFL history to use a voodoo doll on the sideline to heal himself by transferring his injury to another player
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Ben Johnson and Caleb Williams arguing on the Bears sideline after another interception
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Replying to @1Nicdar
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I would like to thank all the oil companies that wanted Republicans out of office. You did a great job manipulating the price of gas before the election and it worked spectacularly. It was $4.50 on Tuesday and now it's $3.01 on Saturday. I'm no economist, but this is a massive reduction in price in 4 days. President Trump did say it was going to drop like a rock after the election and it sure looks like he was right about that.
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Omg Trump went there and posted this!!!
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Taping up the gator celly in the swamp is nasty work
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This entire song is literally just quotes from Silverfield’s press conference … this is how I cope 😩😩🐗🔥
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SHOT WITH AN ASSAULT RIFLE, RUNS FORWARD, SHOOTS THE SHITHEAD, APPLIES HIS OWN TOURNIQUET. YOU SIR ARE A F**KING HERO OF THE HIGHEST ORDER....
The bravery of this police officer deserves recognition beyond measure.
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OH MY GOD
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This Alabama ball washing from @KirkHerbstreit is getting out of hand #Alabama #LSU
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The fake Dan Sullivan got 3,600 votes, and the real Republican lost by 637 votes. They didn't just play dirty, they literally stole the election with a spoiler candidate. This is rigging in plain sight.
Democrats recruited a fake Dan Sullivan to defraud Alaska voters It worked
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Byrum Brown’s throwing motion is TOO SLOW to throw behind the line of scrimmage. How is it possible that we have two guys (@CoachGolesh and @CoachJGordo ) making over $7 mil combined that can’t figure that out?? Anyone with a fucking brain can see this
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Wild Stat: 138 Teams in FBS. Only 3 teams have not scored a point on their opening drive this season. New Mexico State Southern Miss Auburn
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Jeremiah Cobb has seven carries for 19 yards at halftime against a defense that ranks 100th nationally, allowing 4.58 yards per carry.
After 2: Arkansas 10, Auburn 3 Auburn's defense is hanging tough, but the offense continues to struggle, converting just 1-of-9 on third down.
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Brandon Aiyuk on Friday
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You wanna know who Gavin Newsom just commuted on California’s death row? Lemme tell you… Richard Allen Davis, who broke into a 12-year-old’s house during a slumber party, kidnapped Polly Klaas at knifepoint, raped her, and strangled her. Isauro Aguirre, who spent months torturing 8-year-old Gabriel Fernandez, beating him, shooting him with a BB gun, forcing him to eat cat feces, and locking him in a cabinet before ultimately beating him to death. Alejandro Avila, who snatched 5-year-old Samantha Runnion off the street, raped her, and murdered her. Cary Stayner, the Yosemite handyman who murdered three women and a teenage girl in 1999, including beheading one of his victims. Charles Ng, convicted of killing 11 people, including men, women, and two infants, alongside Leonard Lake in the 1980s. Lonnie Franklin Jr., the “Grim Sleeper,” convicted of murdering multiple women in Los Angeles over several decades. Investigators believe the actual body count is higher. Scott Peterson, who murdered his pregnant wife, Laci Peterson, and their unborn son in 2002, dumping her body in the San Francisco Bay. Wayne Adam Ford, the truck driver who strangled and dismembered at least four women before showing up at a sheriff’s station with a severed breast in his pocket. Joseph Naso, the “Alphabet Killer,” convicted of murdering four women with matching initials between 1977 and 1994. Christopher Cheary, convicted of raping, torturing, and murdering his girlfriend’s 3-year-old daughter, Sophia Acosta. And these are just some of the inmates. Newsom called this a “righteous action.” Righteous for whom? Because I guarantee you the victims’ families don’t see it that way.
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They say the perfect soccer clip doesn’t exi-
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Just another example of Democrats destroying this country
When the commies campaigned on making things more affordable, they didn’t tell us they were talking about stocks.
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