i’m perfect and flawless in almost every single way but please for the love of god do not ask me what i want for dinner
Nashville, TN
Joined July 2009
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the fact that all I had to say was “oh my god she bought them” and my roommate started screaming is the test of a true fan household
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@thegridkid hi I’m desperate to know why the letter “S” hasn’t been included in the spelling bee… EVER
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things i’ve had to explain to my 41 year old boss this week:
- what are poppers
- how a white elephant gift exchange works
- the lore behind the kia soul internet meme
- the entire premise of lost
- who is gracie abrams
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travis getting a first down the very second the drum hits in fearless is soooo troy and gabriella
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@newyorktimes spelling bee has not included the letter S in over two years, maybe EVER, and I demand to know what’s going on with that I’m losing my mind!!!!!
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born to tweet quippy original thoughts once an hour, forced to retweet taylor swift content once a week
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photo of me taken in my elementary school counseling office after going through the child of divorced parents lunchtime support group
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they hit the second tower
🚨| TAYLOR SWIFT PERFORMS A MASHUP OF "You Are In Love" and "cowboy like me" FOR THE ERAS TOUR IN AMSTERDAM, NETHERLANDS! #AmsterdamTSTheErasTour
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