perpetual dafty and disco winch extraordinaire
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Just wondering if any single gals are in Germany for my brother he’s travelled all the way from Australia for the euros and I would love him to find someone nice and Scottish so he moves home and keeps my mum company so I don’t feel guilt for living in New Zealand cheers
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moved away from home 6 years ago to ‘travel the world’ and I’ve just stayed in the same place I first arrived in and left the country a grand total of twice ☺️
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the POWER that this scene has
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Noah Kahan’s Stick Season is the saddest song ever written why can’t I listen to it without crying??
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sooooo mad thinking of my headspace and personality 6 years ago compared to now. Absolute rock bottom to getting residency in NZ, a career and planning my bloody wedding to the loml. love growth love life love me ❤️
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So many things hit differently as an adult but the star of the show for me is Bombay mix. The way I froth for Bombay mix. I’d go as far as to say I’m a Bombay Stan?
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Not to sell myself short but I absolutely could not be single again in this day and age. I am quite self confident but I don’t fully believe anyone could love someone with my size feet that cries every time they hear Highland Cathedral
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Muff bought a basketball jersey online cos it was $30 and we’ve just found out it’s cos the player was a paedo after he’s been wearing it for 3 months. Comedy gold absolutely love getting a good reason to slag the man I love
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Just done what I thought was arguably my strongest karaoke performance of my life and my partner said it was cringey. I have already emptied the shared investment account but should I also dump him or can it be worked out? AITA
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Usually try to be super classy right now in my alcohol era by drinking strictly margs and pornstar martinis but I’ve been drinking vodka OJ for some random reason all day and I feel like I’m on coke I wish I could function like this full time…incredible scenes
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