Codemart is a closely knit team of specialists, having the best time of their lives when writing code. Core developers of @thevirtualbrain πŸ‘©β€πŸ”¬πŸ‘¨β€πŸ”¬

Cluj-Napoca
Joined August 2019
The Brainiacs team at Codemart is building the future standard of care in clinical neurology: BrainXploreβ„’ 🧠 (1/3)
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the builds are broken, your code smells but you gotta bring this damn release out of the door 🫑
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why did we give the AI the creds for PROD orchestration 🫣
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On Oct 14 our Brainiacs Lia & Paula will hold online tutorials during the EBRAINS Virtual Users' Week and teach how to visually create + execute workflows based on @thevirtualbrain and related tools within the EBRAINS Jupyter Lab 🧠 πŸ”— Register for free: codemart.ro/codemart/zwei/ch…
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dreaming of creating actionable insights for important business objectives πŸ˜€
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after you hopped on a quick call with the client to touch base and accidentally sold them 2 extra person months πŸ₯‚
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Finally you found the guy who committed #πšπšŽπšπš’πš—πšŽ πšπš›πšžπšŽ (πš›πšŠπš—πš() > 𝟷𝟢) #πšπšŽπšπš’πš—πšŽ πšπšŠπš•πšœπšŽ (πš›πšŠπš—πš() < 𝟷𝟢) #πšπšŽπšπš’πš—πšŽ 𝟢 (πšπš›πšžπšŽ ? 𝟷-𝟷 : 𝟷)
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oh jesus we need a freaking miracle to get this done by Monday πŸ˜₯
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Our popular ecosystem of neuroscience widgets for @thevirtualbrain, running in the @EBRAINS_eu JupyterLab was recently extended & improved, thanks to the great work of Deepthi – one of our students from the @INCForg Google Summer of Code 2026! 🧠 πŸ”— Read: codemart.ro/codemart/zwei/ch…
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your client commented in the bug tracker: "wow, thanks for the fast fix xoxo" πŸ˜ƒ
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2 seconds before he assigns you the most icky bug report in this sprint 😬
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hold on you did WHAT with my perfectly fine code πŸ˜†
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We wrote BrainXplore for the French biotech startup VB Tech – with an ultra-fast C simulation core, Python and React this software platform generates patient-specific digital brain twins from standard structural and functional neuroimaging. (2/3)
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how many developers does it take to change the border-radius of a button πŸ€“
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your scrum master when hearing you're practically done, concept is solid, leet code looks good, AI said tests will pass and you only need to paste it into VSCode πŸ€”
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when I was a junior, we didn't need no lazy AI or code completion. We had memorized all the man pages and never dropped the ball!
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