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Code Monkeh

@codemonkeh

Rants about coding, technology, 3D printing and public transport.

 Melbourne, Australia
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Joined April 2009
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The power of the sun! #newsolar #goodfeels #doingwhatican
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Never underestimate the restorative powers of an egg and bacon sandwich. 🥚🥓🥪
it's funny because it's true
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It seems every day on the tram I hear people argue over being considerate and moving just a little. Can we have a bit more human decency here?
Dear @PayPal thank you for making me search through your support articles before sending you an email, only to send me an email of similar sounding support articles. Now that we've got the idiot test out of the way, care to actually help me?
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Hey @BOQ is there any update on when PayID will be supported? Also, can you advise when you will support Apple pay, i do note you support Samsung pay.
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I laughed to see all of the despondent guys leaving IKEA – at Melbourne, Victoria
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2 hours into IKEA, I have regrets. – at Melbourne, Victoria
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Finally I am done. I am just happy to escape alive. #IKEA – at Melbourne, Victoria
Why is this so common on projects hosted in #github: 1. I have a problem 2. Find ticket with other people who have the same problem 3. Ticket it closed without any resolution
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Love is making a cake at midnight in the shape of an anthropomorphic car in the shape of a pickle – at Melbourne, Victoria
Ah nothing like accidentally creating a recursive #lambda and leaving it running overnight generating 600GB of files over 200M invocations. 😅 #mightneedanewjob – at Melbourne, Victoria
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Isn't this obvious? Why is throwing away clothing a thing?
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Too many times.
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Free coffee that you can get to during lunch at a dev conference - that's unheard of. #DDDMelb – at Melbourne, Victoria
#lambda roi #DDDMelb #DDDMelb2018
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It's what I do / am. – at Melbourne, Victoria
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Lessons from using lambdas at ⁦@carsales⁩. #DDDMelb2018 #dddmelb
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RT if you're a male dev and can v.easily talk to female devs without worrying about being creepy or misogynistic. 🙋‍♂️
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Every time 😂 dilbert.com/strip/2018-09-08…
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