Diya

Bro updated his name, not his mission. 💀

How to survive in corporate life: > Master the art of looking busy. > Never say no, just say "I'll check." > CC everyone. Trust no one. > Attend meetings that could've been emails. > Protect your peace, your salary depends on it. 💀

What's the one thing juniors underestimate about software engineering?

which programming language you learned once but never touched again?

Developer interview question 👀 You have an API that suddenly becomes 10× slower in production. What do you check FIRST? A) Database queries B) Server CPU/RAM C) Network latency D) Application logs

What's the best career investment under ₹5,000 for a developer?

You can delete ONE thing forever: Merge conflicts NullPointerException Monday deployments Legacy code What's gone? 👇

Fresher: CTC is 12 Lakh, so in hand salary will be 1 lakh per month. Me:

The fastest way to become a better developer?

As a dev could you manage in this room? (Ignore my bird)

What's your most used keyboard shortcut?

If you had to start your coding journey again, what would you learn first?

Monday is the only day where git blame feels personal.😭

Which language made you fall in love with programming? Java C C++ Python

As a developer, what's one tool you can't code without?

If Macs are "made for developers," why do so many companies hand out ThinkPads to their engineers? 🤔

Me realizing I could never hurt them the way they hurt me.

as a developer, is this room enough ?

Morning peoples ✨ Reminder: The future version of you is built by what you do today , not what you plan to do tomorrow.

> Honest question: If your bugs were converted into cash... Would you still be coding, or already retired? 💀