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Going straight from my polling place to CVS to get my covid vaccine tonight
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I went to wear my red nike crewneck to work and froze. #wrongday
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genuinely how it feels dating nowadays
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Horny ass detective: just let me crack this case 😂😂😂
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taking a shit at someone else’s house
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One thing I know how to do is turn $1500 into $6.38
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At a house party
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gromit retweeted
fatass kids knocking on my door to trick or treat at 11am you couldn’t wait till later
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in toronto we have a coffee chain called ballsacks and we just have to pretend it's not called that
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Let’s ask the love of our life to leave and then get upset when they do with mama
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gromit retweeted
theo in the background of the buddie fight
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gromit retweeted
261029 ⛰️💬 "i need to ask gpt how's the temperature in dallas" "since i have rehearsal tomorrow, i need to know what to wear" "should i go as a hot boy or cool boy" "hot and cool ?" "should i wear shorts and padded jacket" "i think thats a bit too much" "ah i can't adapt to the timezone" "Feel like i'm woo wonjae sunbaenim" "ah america is nice" "i need to come here for a trip next time" "while holding hands with mom and daddy" "why are you guys disappointed that its a family trip?" "you can just become a part of my family right" "but of course you need to get my mom's permission first" "i'm a mama boy, a man who listens to his mom well" "ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ" "mama boy is the worst?" "srry" "actually i'm not a mama boy" "i'm a mama boynextdoor" "mamnextdo" "usually what kind of person makes you a mama boy?"
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gromit retweeted
Ever since they separated retweets I just be retweeting anything
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me and friend going as this
alright i give up looking for a halloween costume i had twenty seconds starting on saturday it’s over
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gromit retweeted
the urge to spend money when you’re at ur lowest financially
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they’re executing brad bradford in sankofa square tomorrow thank god
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gromit retweeted
I’m wheezing bro
Mbappe arrived 90 mins early sjdhdkdhdjdjdjdjd
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gromit retweeted
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the goats
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alright i give up looking for a halloween costume i had twenty seconds starting on saturday it’s over
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