Cold Open Lab

Happy Independence Day to every social media manager who received “please do something green and white” at 7:12 a.m.

Our first newsletter is coming in 2 days and some of you haven’t registered. You think it’s me you’re doing. Oya nau. Just know we’ll be sharing deep marketing insights. You better register on coldopenlab.com to get the first letter when it’s out. I’ve said my own.

If you like, run ads with 10 million naira monthly. If your content or message is bad, you will not convert shi shi. Good night 👍🏾

First of all, good morning. Thank you. When do you plan to take down that your July event reminder that says, “See you tomorrow”?

Your audience should hear the same business story on your website, in the press and across social.

Up and active o! No dulling, no sleeping! New week, new blessing!

We should probably mention that we do marketing, too, since we are discussing everybody else’s own. Cold Open Lab helps with brand messaging, campaigns, content and promotion. Book a discovery call. Let’s hear what you’re working on. calendly.com/coldopenlab/dis…

The way Guinness replaced the V in “lovely” with its harp on a billboard and it still works. Imagine your logo being so familiar it can make up for the alphabet.

There's a founder somewhere now, whose launch date is getting closer and the promotion plan is still “we’ll post something.” I pity you o. You better book a discovery call now, and let Cold Open Lab plan and create your launch campaign. calendly.com/coldopenlab/dis…

Btw, and I know we're late to the party, but can we also add “Oil & Gas” to our bio, considering our founders got some shares in the Dangote IPO?

Notice how @chowdeck's website says, “You don chow?” You immediately understand the business, and they even checked on your welfare. Efficient. Best in clarity.

To talk about all the marketing things in my head, man.

Yes. However, you need to find out why they aren't seeing your posts. They might even see it and scroll past because the message is unclear or it's just not relevant to them. The wrong audience and the wrong message will set you back further than you think.

Please open your business website on your phone and try to buy something. Actually finish the process. You will finally understand the questions and messages in your DMs.

Hello, we’re Cold Open Lab. We do brand, marketing and communications. We also have plenty to say about what brands are doing, so naturally, we opened an X account. Come for the gist. You might end up booking a discovery call. 🤭