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Joined September 2011
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What is this beour on about 😭😭😭 halal hot dogs would taste the same as normal hot dogs ya weapon
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so funny cos I pissed a bunch of fools off so badly that they’re insulting my looks. Like yes a fucking pork hot dog wouldn’t be halal but i don’t think the wee simpletons realised that a hot dog can actually be made out of any type of meat lmao
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Twitter tried to lock me out but I am damned if I’m losing my gaga follow ❤️
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Not me having to man a nearly 10k square foot store on my own for nearly 3 hours today :)
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The doctors and the nurses they adore me sooooo but it’s really quite alarming cos I’m such an awful fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The worst thing about this year is the love I have for someone who isn’t even around anymore is so much deeper than it ever was and it kills me that I can’t say it to him lol
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Not me reading this when I litch rally was having a smoke
🚨 NEW: The Tories have called for the police to arrest anyone smoking cannabis "If an officer can smell cannabis in the air, I expect them to take action: find out who's smoking it, arrest them and prosecute them"
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This guy really using ai to see what it’d be like for a fly to have a nicotine addiction. I love how the diva went for it anyway though!
I KILLED 4 FLIES IN FRONT OF ADAMANT TO SCARE HER OFF CIGARETTES she lit up 3 seconds after the cage opened what I did put adamant in a cage right next to the box brought in 4 flies that never smoked made the cigarette deadly for them and not for her one door, one fly at a time, and each one dies where adamant can see it my plan was 4 deaths and then she never touches it again
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Lil gobshites (I mean like 12-14 years old) coming into work just to act like idiots and I am the least threatening person ever but I genuinely wanna be like ‘plz I don’t get paid enough for this’
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They were then all wolloping this one kid and I just turned to him and I was like ‘you should maybe just go these guys are not your friends’ and he was like ‘I can’t they’re my cousins’ 😭
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So funny cos one of the girls in work found a nice hoodie in our sale section but it was an extra small. Tried it on and it actually fit.. with space. Also for some reason was reduced to a fiver but with my staff discount I paid £2.50 ❤️
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This is a really interesting read… could I be witnessing the downfall of the uk ???
🚨 NEW: The leaders of Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland will meet tomorrow to sign a joint declaration for all three countries to gain independence from the UK
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Of course it was as much of a shitshow getting Hayley tickets this time as it was last time.
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Just don’t buy the tickets and support artists in smaller venues so! It’s like people forget that at these big gigs you have - the venue hire, the publicity, catering, paying both the crew and the employees of the venue a wage as well as like v little records or merch being sold
I would love to hear @fontainesdublin try to justify these prices. I know the venue is notorious for gauging but when you pin your whole brand on being working class boys from inner city Dublin surely you know backlash will come with prices like these.
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like yes I understand the annoyance of having to pay out your arse but it’s the standard the industry has set. and you all keep buying tickets but at the end of the day most of that money either goes to the venue or the big bad ticketmaster
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Not me listening to some hardcore edm and giggling because it actually sounds so SILLY
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Charli in SS26
If I eated soap. I don’t eat it bc I did. No I didn’t ❤️
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Serving customers and being like ‘hey how are you :) ‘ and them literally looking blankly at you and grunting is such a miserable experience
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And if you’re bringing your damn dog in and he shits on the floor you’re cleaning it up yourself
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Had a woman ‘file’ a complaint against me because she decided not to buy something she picked up. Apparently asking someone where the hanger for that item is a complainable offence. Why are humans so fucking stupid
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