bro i love walking into a bathroom and all stalls are occupied and performing a mf symphony like what did y’all eat homie let out this soul crushing stream that prolly made his relatives hole sting insane

nirvana tshirts walked in 2016 so bass pro hats could run in 2022

i love violently ripping ass in mcdonald’s because i don’t care what anyone who goes to mcdonald’s thinks about me

new gym is three stories so i’m stoked to know if i ever embarrass myself i can simply yeet my shit off the top floor

it’s crazy how you’ll leave someone your favorite book of poems only to have them leave it unread on their shelf, collecting dust. they say that dust is 98% constituted by our skin, so in a way, it’s like i’m still there with you

crying in the izakaya

who would win in a fight timothee chalamet from “the king” or the queen three days ago?

my morning shit today smelled so vile. almost passed out on top the porcelain

two minutes on twitter for the first time in a while and i'm leaving disgusted and my stomach hurts

me getting ready to run till i expire tomorrow

got asked to take over a class yesterday and nearly died when i saw into the wild on the previous instructor’s syllabus. into the wild, college composition course, there’s a midterm on it, kill me

testing new mirror before stepping out for nicotine + tea :)

at kbbq boutta throw my penis on the grill!!!

i got new carhartts boutta suck my own penis in em

bartending is the wackest shit tbh. i’m boutta clock in for this bartending shift

i am so unequivocally disrespectful to the mint behind the bar. i smack the shit out of mint sprigs