
ALT Two framed images of my sona, Nicole, wearing a mask and hoodie. On the left, the image has a black boarder with the X logo. The image is grainy after being filtered through anti-AI programs Glaze and Nightshade. On the right, the image has a blue-to-orange boarder with an image of a butterfly and a man in a tank. The image is untouched by any filters.

ALT A mermaid robot armored wearing a large rounded chest plate and a helmet with a seashell design just above the eyes. The tail ends with a mechanical and spiky webbed fin. The text next to her reads as follows. Serial Number: WAN-006 Codename: Mermaid Aquarius Nickname: Aqua Designation: Oceanic exploration Description: Filled with and powered by water, this robot was given the ability to transform her legs into a mermaid tail when submerged in water. After being stolen and modified for combat, she wields both a harpoon and an arm canon that can shoot out the water powering her into concentrated blasts. Unlike most robots, she was pre-programmed to be a lesbian after her creator lost a bet.

ALT An armored robot with a welding mask helmet is mid jumping pose pointing an arm canon that is glowing from heat. The text next to her reads as follows. Serial Number: WAN-005 Codename: Welding Flare Nickname: Flare Designation: Welding/Construction Description: Originally a Construction robot designed to weld metal structures, her welding torch was modified and converted into a flamethrower. After being reprogrammed back to normal, she can alternate between flamethrower mode and welding torch mode. Already pre-built strong and resilient for working dangerous zones, her modifications only heightened her abilities.

ALT A black, white and navy blue robot girl with green eyes and a vacuum hose for a right arm. Next to her, a description: "DWN-(unknown), Spotless Woman. This fancy robot was stolen from a wealthy estate and reprogrammed by Dr. Wily. Surprisingly, she was already designed as a combat maid. It's likely she doubled as some form of home defense."

ALT A black, white and navy blue robot girl with green eyes and a vacuum hose for a right arm. Next to her, a description: "DWN-(unknown), Spotless Woman. This fancy robot was stolen from a wealthy estate and reprogrammed by Dr. Wily. Surprisingly, she was already designed as a combat maid. It's likely she doubled as some form of home defense."

ALT (Transcribed discord message from May 11th, 2023) Right, so. This morning, on my way to work, I stopped at a gas station. As I was leaving, I encountered a man in a white Minions minivan. It also had a Minion plush on the dashboard. When he got out, he put on his Minions purse. I had to leave; mostly to get to work on time but partly because I could not handle the energy this dude was radiating.





























