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@cole_roe

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“lebaneezer scrooge,” hope says
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important to remember it’s your turn
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this wouldn’t happen in the city of my own invention. kingstawa
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new neighbour’s a flautist
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clench would just kind of no-smeagol surmise the pass through shelob’s lair from cirith ungol
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advanced development on Lithium World proceeding smoothly
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my customers tell me sundays are for big wonderful ideas
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and god forbid the chest fly machine’s open for more than 20 seconds at a time
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swallow your gum swallow your gum right now!!!!!!!@cole_roe3 Aug 2024
i heard a kid read a sign for ‘dream cookies’ to their mum and say “maybe i will have a good dream!” like of course. it was right in front of me the whole time
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hi nice to meet you. paul sociopath
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mum is running pro bono PR for carney now
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every time i finish a burg my ears shake it off like a hippo
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did you just use our bathroom? we put that there as a joke
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girlfriend not knowing what a curmudgeon is like, baby… it’s like a scrooge
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brent butt was at my till in my dream-shift and dream-sam was all whatever about it
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steampunk larpers always cap out at about 95% accuracy, lost me at the blundstones brother
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if you give an intj engineer a “very expensive, i’ll say that” soldering machine
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4 dude lineup for the cables, no one working in because of rejection sensitive dysphoria
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girlfriend has no idea who alotta fagina is
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