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Mariners fan, data junkie.

Amherst, MA
Joined September 2009
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As airports around the country are facing a critical shortage of air traffic controllers, a team at the UMass Transportation Center is working to ease the crisis by inspiring the next generation. nenc.news/gbh/2026-03-16/how…
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Final holiday giveaway! Tickets to ANY Pgatour event. Players, WM Phx open, Pebble, you name it, I’ll get you 4 tickets to the event. You can even caddie for me in the pro am IF you want. Comment which event you might want to go to (not final), repost, like to enter.
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Being asked by coworkers and family if I’m “O.K.” today…
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Cole Fitzpatrick retweeted
POV: My dad tomorrow morning manning the extra large trash bag
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Showing up to the company Christmas party at TopGolf as a 13.5 handicap
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On this day in 2008 the Beavers upset #1 ranked undefeated USC #GoBeavs
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On the tee box after the group in front of me said I can play through
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I can't believe we used to pay for ringtones. If my phone rang now, I'd take a hammer to it.
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My #1 “younger millennial” trait is I am young enough that playing video games is a lifelong hobby of mine but old enough that I have absolutely no desire to play online against strangers. My beef is with The Computer and The Computer only. Outsiders do not need to get involved
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Cole Fitzpatrick retweeted
I’ve unlocked the level of dad where you sit in the backyard with the ballgame on and a beer while your kid plays in a splash pad and you occasionally do some light landscaping and it may be the closest to heaven I’ve ever been.
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Happy Independents Day!
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driving and kicking to your buddy for a corner 3 brings you closer than a cowboy burger ever could
cooking up a theory that men only play pickup basketball because they’re too afraid to ask their new bro friend to grab lunch
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This is one of the best social media edits I’ve ever seen in sports
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Why speeding in a car doesn’t save time
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There's my dad's KF initials near the middle! 🤓
Replying to @kenshirriff
Chip designers often puts their initial on a die. The 386, though, has many initials. I zoomed in on the initials, which seem to be next to the functional unit that person worked on. I couldn't identify most of the people, but "SEC" is head mask designer Shirley Carter. 3/9
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The @MassDOT Innovation Webinar Series on Post-Fire Damage Inspection of Concrete Structures tomorrow at 2pm! Explore the findings of this research project, focused on enhancing visual inspection protocols for assessing fire damage in tunnels. umass-amherst.zoom.us/webina…
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Next Thursday join us for a @MassDOT Innovation Series webinar on the effectiveness of bike boxes in MA! We'll discuss the results of a comprehensive study that investigated motorist and bicyclist behaviors, as well as the impact of bike box design. umass-amherst.zoom.us/webina…
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April is Distracted Driving Awareness Month. Each year in Massachusetts, approximately 40 people are killed and 230 seriously injured in distraction-related crashes. Put down the phone, it could save your life. nhtsa.gov/april-distracted-d…
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Cole Fitzpatrick retweeted
Baseball season.
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