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matt

@collapsedskull

there is absolutely nothing wrong with me,

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Joined August 2013
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someone in my town has been tagging peter griffin and homer
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Replying to @feedfluxdigital @saucemcdougal @Chewy @PradoJ08
Here's a prototype: durable blue rubber Charlie Kirk chew toy, textured for heavy chewers, product-style render on white. Ready for packaging notes if needed.
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You know the $8 coffee will be good when you see this
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how it actually feels
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talked to my ex last night and my soul felt alive, it’s like i discovered the dead version of me again.
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r/meth is the only good subreddit on that entire website
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He needs the acting jobs more
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‘I like taking jobs from younger actors.’ - Robert Pattinson
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People who send out foul sexual tweets are weird and probably alone.
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we need to tell women they’re losers more often
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matched w someone who was 5'6 on tinder bc he was cute so i asked if he rlly was that short and he was like you want someone 6 foot then said "you're missing out" so i said "missing out on what? you not being able to reach the top shelf at the grocery store?"
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we did joe
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Fuck you iPhone!!!! Nobody said correct my texts bitch!!! It’s not a fucking typo I meant what I typed!!!! Bitch!!!!!!!! Fuck apple!
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Living alone is cool because I can poop with the door open and I can also whimper and moan like a girl when I jack off
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everyday i feel like jaden
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he’s proof that it’s possible to have multiple loves of your life. like every ex is his soulmate
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Jennifer garner and Ben Affleck reunite in 1st photos since he admitted to regretting thier divorce
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holy fuck
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how it feels to play life is strange in the big 2026
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arda@ardalamarrNov 6
life since the breakup
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Man Tampa, Florida ain’t ah real place 😂😂😂
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hmu if u wanna go the park to push me on the swings
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thinking about how i went to the doctor the other day to try and get a diagnosis and then hes just like "oh yeah youve already been diagnosed with alcohol use disorder its already there" lmfao
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Realizing I'm an alcoholic was very liberating to me, as it means I'm a victim and not responsible for my actions. You have to be nice to me. I have a 'disease'
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