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ella gray ☾ retweeted
If you walk slow af and take up the whole sidewalk im gonna vape on the back of your head
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bryan had All That going on and still managed to keep his earring #fierceisfierce
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Ryan Gothling coming home please please please
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If we get a new Dead Man's Bones album on Halloween I will never complain about anything ever again
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Farted so hard in front of a revolving door that the force of it sent it spinning at 3000 rpm and the old lady inside it got centrifuged to death
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ella gray ☾ retweeted
Walking around just dizzy as fuck. Who cares
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ella gray ☾ retweeted
Your future wife is on the Jeremy Renner app
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ella gray ☾ retweeted
wallet, keys, vape, phone, ache in my chest that will never go away, back up vape,
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ella gray ☾ retweeted
woke joker be like: why so /srs
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real ones had this poster in their room.
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i love this image with my whole heart
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ella gray ☾ retweeted
gay person: I'm gay autistic person: I'm autistic that one gay and autistic friend: You should really go see the new Resident Evil movie
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my uncle and I killed the tickle monster on a camping trip in ‘07. Shot him right between the eyes, sumbitch is mounted on the mantle over the fire. Can still see the fear in his eyes and everything. Taxidermist went mad after making it, said he’d never touch hide nor hair again.
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ella gray ☾ retweeted
Holiday dates LEAKED Halloween - 10/31 Thanksgiving - 11/26 Christmas - 12/25 New Years - 1/1
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They slutted him all the way out and now it’s the highest-grossing domestic movie of all time. Much to consider.
New BTS footage of shirtless Tom Holland filming Spider-Man: Brand New Day i have soo many thoughts but none of them can be said publicly oh my god tom...
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the easiest way to fall asleep quickly when you have insomnia is to use your phone in the dark until you feel like you want to die and then stay awake five more hours after that.
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CALL DR. RYLAND GRACE
A tiny amoeba broke complex life’s heat record and could broaden the search for habitable worlds. 🔥 NASA-supported researchers found the first known eukaryote able to reproduce at 145°F (63°C), hotter than scientists thought complex cells could withstand. go.nasa.gov/4hg7prz
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ella gray ☾ retweeted
Dear Americans, this week's compromised type of FOOD is *spins the wheel* ICE CREAM that has been contaminated with *spins the wheel* STONES
The FDA has announced a recall of salted caramel ice cream due to possible contamination with "small stones and other hard objects."
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ella gray ☾ retweeted
this is gonna be the first year that razor blades in halloween candy isn’t an unhinged conspiracy theory
Chocolate eyeballs in 13 states have been recalled over undeclared allergens.
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