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bryan had All That going on and still managed to keep his earring #fierceisfierce
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If we get a new Dead Man's Bones album on Halloween I will never complain about anything ever again
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Farted so hard in front of a revolving door that the force of it sent it spinning at 3000 rpm and the old lady inside it got centrifuged to death
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gay person: I'm gay
autistic person: I'm autistic
that one gay and autistic friend: You should really go see the new Resident Evil movie
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my uncle and I killed the tickle monster on a camping trip in ‘07. Shot him right between the eyes, sumbitch is mounted on the mantle over the fire. Can still see the fear in his eyes and everything. Taxidermist went mad after making it, said he’d never touch hide nor hair again.
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Holiday dates LEAKED
Halloween - 10/31
Thanksgiving - 11/26
Christmas - 12/25
New Years - 1/1
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the easiest way to fall asleep quickly when you have insomnia is to use your phone in the dark until you feel like you want to die and then stay awake five more hours after that.
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CALL DR. RYLAND GRACE
A tiny amoeba broke complex life’s heat record and could broaden the search for habitable worlds. 🔥
NASA-supported researchers found the first known eukaryote able to reproduce at 145°F (63°C), hotter than scientists thought complex cells could withstand. go.nasa.gov/4hg7prz
































