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'nobody ever seems to remember, life is a game we play' 🪇 MUFC 🇾🇪

Joined July 2022
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Cars just collide with people do they? Headline should read "paki runs down innocent bystanders"
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Trying to have piss in a soho bar whilst brand and some geeza from dean Street are interrupting
Russell Brand was wanking men off in toilets for MTV at the age of 25 while on drugs. @TRobinsonNewEra reaction is hilarious.
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Wannabe starnie in the gym. White as snow. Pants by his arsehole opening. Stinks. Stench that would make coriander raise it's eyebrows. Faggot
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There's only one reason that last minute equaliser has cheered me up. Imagining Gabby agblonahors face as it went in. Fucking egg
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If Jota was still alive, I'd pay him to drive Dalot to Portugals training camp
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Not even arsed about it anymore. I get more enjoyment seeing how many we can concede. We are getting relegated
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Faith in society still
Tommy Robinson slapping a muslim with his grooming gang book is absolutely brilliant, Bravo 👏 🤣
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Ever since xG was brought into football the game has gone down the pan with stats and systems. Every game is a chess match. It's incredibly boring to watch. Can't remember the last game that was worth the watch.
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One pint
SHE LOOKS HUMAN. EVEN HER REACTIONS ARE STARTING TO FEEL REAL. At a tech expo, a young woman approaches a humanoid robot and says, “I love your hair.” The robot smiles, touches its hair, and responds to her. People nearby stop to watch. Some pull out their phones. Others step closer to see how it reacts. But look beneath its face. Exposed wires, motors, and glowing electronic components reveal the machinery behind the human appearance. The interesting part is how quickly humanoid robots are moving beyond basic movement and industrial tasks. They're now being designed to look human, express emotions, and interact naturally with people. The technology still has a long way to go. But once robots combine realistic faces, natural movement, and convincing conversation, the potential market could be much bigger than people expect. Some companies may end up selling more than robots. They may be selling the feeling of interacting with another human.
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Allahu akbarriers 😩😩😩😩
And now I’m here on Oxford Street, London on my way to this morning’s photoshoot and admiring the newly installed allahu akbarriers, just in time to keep Christmas shoppers safe from Muslims with mental health issues who want to drive into pedestrians and kill them.
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If Russell Brand had just claimed he was Muslim. He'd have been ok.
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Russell Brand has been pushing back hard against the Pharmaceutical industry, and now he is facing up to two decades in jail for a “rape” that happened 21 years ago with no evidence and no DNA, just the word of a dejected woman.
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Como are some fucking football club 😂
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CLIVE FUCKING TYLDESLEY?
“CUNHA!!!!!!” MAN UNITED HAVE COMPLETED THE COMEBACK! Clive Tyldesley with the call for CBS Sports: (video via CBS Sports)
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James McLean crying to Jim white on @talkSPORT because he's getting abused online. Bloke is and always has been a massive cunt and brings on all the abuse he gets.
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"what are Manchester United the best in the league at...?"
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If they want an apology for slavery, will we get an apology for the years of robbery? Works both ways surely. Well, we work.
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500 million pound attack that 😂
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Wirtz has a shot power of 12/100 His ankles are made of candyfloss
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